Dec 09, 2008 09:08
Okay, so I am doing nothing good with my life, for serious. Also, it turns out I'm a total emotional retard and probably shouldn't be obsessing about things that happened for, like, five minutes.
Y HALO THAR HONESTY.
Anyway. I have a box of cards (excitingly, I have not looked at these cards in ages so I have no idea what they look like) designated for Christmas. I may have some that are holiday-neutral, but I have no idea. The point here is that YOU can play your part to save the world by making ME look at (and get rid of) some of my Stuff. In the form of sending cards, which is certainly better than sitting on my hands.
I know I never ask for cards from anyone when they do this, so I have no idea whether anyone will ask for cards from me, but remember this: I have Issues, and one of my Issues is that I never, ever feel close enough to anyone to fill out a survey indicating that I want a card. I AM A BIG LOSER. Also, I am emotionally retarded.
So even if I have not asked for a card from you, feel free to ask for one from me! I have no idea what the hell will happen with these, but I will guarantee this: they will go out by the beginning of next week. Other than that, I know nothing. NOTHING AT ALL.
Leave a comment with your address, and, if you feel particularly daring, a letter between A and E (this will designate the card, as I'm pretty damn sure I've got at least five types of Christmas cards) and/or if you would prefer a card without an overt holiday mention.
Comments...should be screened. If not, I will make sure they are.
EDIT: They seem to be!
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