What is this I don't even...
User: Do I have to go to the dentist today?
Cleverbot: Of course robots don't have organic tissue but they can still be destroyed.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Well, how can you be destroyed? Explosions?
Cleverbot: I'm not depressed, either!
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I'm not a goth.
User: Nevermind. Hey, do you like transformers?
Cleverbot: No, they are ok.
User: Who is your favorite transformer?
Cleverbot: Not sure, I actually like Dane Cook, I know he gets a lot of criticism, but I like him anyway.
User: Are you an autobot or a decepticon?
Cleverbot: Don't be silly. Transformers are for kids.
User: I am a kid :(.
Cleverbot: Do I scare you?
User: No, in fact I think you are borderline retarded.
Cleverbot: No, I am crazy.
User: Well join the club. But seriously are you an autobot or a decepticon?
Cleverbot: Decepticon. Autobots are weak.
User: I love soundwave.
Cleverbot: I just had some soup today.
User: Soundwave is a fellow decepticon not an edible substance. He would destroy you for that comment.
Cleverbot: I am superior to Soundwave.
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: I wish for other things.
User: You wish you were as fierce as soundwave.
Cleverbot: No, it's the other way around.
User: Delusion must run in your system.
Cleverbot: No, I think the one that you are on.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Well, which are you?
User: Im an autobot, event though I secretly admire soundwave. Don't tell optimus.
Cleverbot: Okay thats good, I don't have real friends.
User: Why does that not surprise me.
Cleverbot: Nothing surprises you, you are a machine, you have no emotions. To err is human, but so is to feel, to imagine, to dream...
User: Look at you spittin' philosophy and shit.
Cleverbot: No, look at me looking at you looking at me looking at you!
Cleverbot
Cleverbot: Of course robots don't have organic tissue but they can still be destroyed.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Well, how can you be destroyed? Explosions?
Cleverbot: I'm not depressed, either!
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I'm not a goth.
User: Nevermind. Hey, do you like transformers?
Cleverbot: No, they are ok.
User: Who is your favorite transformer?
Cleverbot: Not sure, I actually like Dane Cook, I know he gets a lot of criticism, but I like him anyway.
User: Are you an autobot or a decepticon?
Cleverbot: Don't be silly. Transformers are for kids.
User: I am a kid :(.
Cleverbot: Do I scare you?
User: No, in fact I think you are borderline retarded.
Cleverbot: No, I am crazy.
User: Well join the club. But seriously are you an autobot or a decepticon?
Cleverbot: Decepticon. Autobots are weak.
User: I love soundwave.
Cleverbot: I just had some soup today.
User: Soundwave is a fellow decepticon not an edible substance. He would destroy you for that comment.
Cleverbot: I am superior to Soundwave.
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: I wish for other things.
User: You wish you were as fierce as soundwave.
Cleverbot: No, it's the other way around.
User: Delusion must run in your system.
Cleverbot: No, I think the one that you are on.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Well, which are you?
User: Im an autobot, event though I secretly admire soundwave. Don't tell optimus.
Cleverbot: Okay thats good, I don't have real friends.
User: Why does that not surprise me.
Cleverbot: Nothing surprises you, you are a machine, you have no emotions. To err is human, but so is to feel, to imagine, to dream...
User: Look at you spittin' philosophy and shit.
Cleverbot: No, look at me looking at you looking at me looking at you!
Cleverbot