May 08, 2010 00:32
- They will walk on your face like they own it. They will however be surprised and frightened at the breathing thing in the middle of their resting place. Every single time.
- They will eat your carpet. They will eat your walls. They will try their damnedest to try and eat whatever you hold in your hands.
- They love nothing better than warming their eternally cold feet on you.
- They will make you yell things like "IF YOU CHEW ON MY IPHONE, I WILL CHEW ON YOU!"
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