It's coming... the worst day of the year...
HAPPY FEBRUARY!!!! Ok, not so happy february... this means that valentine's is on the way... and god knows i suck at anything involving gift giving. What do you give the biggest woman in the world? Flowers? Chocolate? Midol? And not only is the boy that i'm dating the biggest woman in the world he is also high maintenance! So not just any construction paper pop up card for my woman.... it has to have huge shiny gold letters, diamonds, and cash. What is a poor girl to do???? Buy gold construction paper and pray that my high maintenance lesbian life partner will accept it? Sigh... i hate valentine's day. Anyway, today is the official mark of me off of drugs (aka candy). A whole month! God am i proud of myself or what? The only downside is that i'm dreaming about chocolate cake.... how sad is that? I'm actually waking up in the middle of the night sweating cause i was this close to letting the sweet creamy frosting touch my lips... i swear... i'm feel sorry for anybody eating candy around me... boy or girl, i am going to lick the crumbs off your lips! So, be warned. Ha so instead of candy, i have this new obsession with kix. I take it with me everywhere in this ziplock bag. And i munch loudly during my chem class... i love it. Minus the fact that now i smell like a dirty little kid. You know that ones that don't shower for days and smell like kix and milk... gross....