Random post funny
Taken from another friends blog here
RULES:
1. Put your iTunes / media player on shuffle.
2. With each given question, press next and that is your answer.
3. Write down the song name no matter HOW silly it sounds.
4. If you have any comments, write them in brackets below your answer.
5. Don't cycle through until you find a funny one (added this rule cause it sounds fair, and removed rule 5 as chain anything sucks)
a) If someone asks you out, you say:
Way to Go! - Rogue Traders
(heheh)
b) You see your crush. You think:
Clint Eastwood - Gorrillaz
(A bit harsh, Clint is an ugly man)
c) You stub your foot and yell:
Bicycle Race - Queen
(Not likely that I would stub it in a Bicycle race, no bike, and I don't race)
d) Your pants are full of:
Stand Up - Flobots
(That they are...)
e) Your favorite video game is:
Coin-Operated Boy - The Dresden Dolls
(I think this game would not be pg-13)
f) Your t-shirt says:
I'll Kill Her - SoKo
(hahah, awesome song though)
g) Your favorite video consists of:
Toy Soldiers - Martika
(I actually like the movie toy soldiers)
h) This is what's crawling up your pant leg:
We are the Champions - Queen
(Champions, oh oh)
i) You like him / her because of:
Do you hear the people sing - Les Misérables
j) Your friend has:
One Four Five - The Cat Empire
k) What you'll be when you grow up:
This Is How You Remind Me - Nickelback
l) The song that'll be played at your child's birth:
Sweet Lullaby - Deep Forest
(hehe what a coinkidink)
m) Your "summer song":
Black Bugs - Regurgitator
n) Your friends' pants are full of:
Grace Kelly - Mika
(I bet they wish)
o) You like to:
I Go Off - Diana ah Naid
(Another funny, I am pretty placid)
p) Your mom changed her name to:
Walking on the sun - Smashmouth
q) You changed your name to:
Killer Queen - Queen
(well it is my favourite queen song)
r) Your battle cry:
House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
s) Your porn movie will be titled:
Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell
t) Your wedding song:
Good Time - Leroy
(ah how true)
u) Your new last name is:
Castle On a Cloud - Les Misérables
v) Your genitals are called:
No Aphrodisiac - The Whitlams
(A bit harsh)
w) Your pet cat is named:
Doctorin' the Tardis - Timelords
x) Your pet dog is named:
Red and Black - Les Misérables
(A red and black dog would be interesting, I think I wouldn't name it so obvious though; Kerberos)
y) Your new nickname will be:
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
z) When posted, you will title this:
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
(Oh god that is a classic ending)
Well that was mildly amusing.
Peace out all, I will post more normal stuff promise.
RULES:
1. Put your iTunes / media player on shuffle.
2. With each given question, press next and that is your answer.
3. Write down the song name no matter HOW silly it sounds.
4. If you have any comments, write them in brackets below your answer.
5. Don't cycle through until you find a funny one (added this rule cause it sounds fair, and removed rule 5 as chain anything sucks)
a) If someone asks you out, you say:
Way to Go! - Rogue Traders
(heheh)
b) You see your crush. You think:
Clint Eastwood - Gorrillaz
(A bit harsh, Clint is an ugly man)
c) You stub your foot and yell:
Bicycle Race - Queen
(Not likely that I would stub it in a Bicycle race, no bike, and I don't race)
d) Your pants are full of:
Stand Up - Flobots
(That they are...)
e) Your favorite video game is:
Coin-Operated Boy - The Dresden Dolls
(I think this game would not be pg-13)
f) Your t-shirt says:
I'll Kill Her - SoKo
(hahah, awesome song though)
g) Your favorite video consists of:
Toy Soldiers - Martika
(I actually like the movie toy soldiers)
h) This is what's crawling up your pant leg:
We are the Champions - Queen
(Champions, oh oh)
i) You like him / her because of:
Do you hear the people sing - Les Misérables
j) Your friend has:
One Four Five - The Cat Empire
k) What you'll be when you grow up:
This Is How You Remind Me - Nickelback
l) The song that'll be played at your child's birth:
Sweet Lullaby - Deep Forest
(hehe what a coinkidink)
m) Your "summer song":
Black Bugs - Regurgitator
n) Your friends' pants are full of:
Grace Kelly - Mika
(I bet they wish)
o) You like to:
I Go Off - Diana ah Naid
(Another funny, I am pretty placid)
p) Your mom changed her name to:
Walking on the sun - Smashmouth
q) You changed your name to:
Killer Queen - Queen
(well it is my favourite queen song)
r) Your battle cry:
House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
s) Your porn movie will be titled:
Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell
t) Your wedding song:
Good Time - Leroy
(ah how true)
u) Your new last name is:
Castle On a Cloud - Les Misérables
v) Your genitals are called:
No Aphrodisiac - The Whitlams
(A bit harsh)
w) Your pet cat is named:
Doctorin' the Tardis - Timelords
x) Your pet dog is named:
Red and Black - Les Misérables
(A red and black dog would be interesting, I think I wouldn't name it so obvious though; Kerberos)
y) Your new nickname will be:
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
z) When posted, you will title this:
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
(Oh god that is a classic ending)
Well that was mildly amusing.
Peace out all, I will post more normal stuff promise.