IM Logpost!
SO. Kajimoto and Wakato made a bet. On whether or not Kajimoto could go a week without talking to Wakato. He's frighteningly good at Not Talking. :| THIS IM LOG IS THE RESULT. You weren't there, etc, so on and so forth.
Tennis Pretender: STOP IGNORING ME!
Tennis Pretender: I mean it, Kajimoto.
Tennis Pretender: It's seriously ANNOYING
Tennis Pretender: And I'm just going to keep typing until you respond.
Tennis Pretender: Or maybe throw rocks at your window again
Tennis Pretender: Sorry it broke that one time.
Tennis Pretender: Not that you even SAID anything about it.
Tennis Pretender: COME ON IT'S BEEN LIKE, THREE DAYS.
Tennis Pretender: Say something.
Tennis Pretender: You know you want to just say "SHUT UP, WAKATO."
Tennis Pretender: You can barely resist.
Tennis Pretender: Your eyebrow twitches.
Tennis Pretender: Don't think I don't notice when you turn and leave quickly
Tennis Pretender: That has to be CHEATING.
Tennis Pretender: Avoidance.
Tennis Pretender: Something.
Bendy Like Kaji: ...
Tennis Pretender: RESPONSE! Shocking. I was about to go on about the grass being green and the sky blue.
Bendy Like Kaji: ...
Tennis Pretender: There are keys BESIDES ... available for use.
Bendy Like Kaji: I hadn't noticed.
Tennis Pretender: HA! YOU SAID SOMETHING.
Tennis Pretender: I WIN.
Bendy Like Kaji: No.
Bendy Like Kaji: I am typing, not speaking.
Tennis Pretender: It still counts.
Bendy Like Kaji: It is not speaking.
Tennis Pretender: It's CONTACT.
Tennis Pretender: Which you obviously CRAVED.
Tennis Pretender: So I win.
Bendy Like Kaji: You were the one who IMed me.
Tennis Pretender: You didn't HAVE to respond.
Tennis Pretender: I just took the first step
Tennis Pretender: Opened the door,
Bendy Like Kaji: The window was blinking.
Tennis Pretender: So?
Tennis Pretender: Windows do that
Bendy Like Kaji: It was irritating.
Tennis Pretender: You COULD have clicked it and ignored me. BUT NO. You responded.
Tennis Pretender: Don't try to deny it!
Tennis Pretender: You missed me.
Tennis Pretender: I bet your life has been BORING not talking to me
Bendy Like Kaji: My life has been calm and tranquil without your contact.
Tennis Pretender: See, boring.
Bendy Like Kaji: Or relaxing.
Tennis Pretender: Or dull and UNFULFULLING.
Tennis Pretender: You can admit it. I won't tell.
Bendy Like Kaji: There is nothing to tell.
Tennis Pretender: Suuuuure. Bottling things up isn't good for your zen-buchou image.
Bendy Like Kaji: My what?
Tennis Pretender: Your IMAGE. Bottling things up! It makes you pinched and stressed and not very zen.
Bendy Like Kaji: I am hardly stressed.
Bendy Like Kaji: This past week has been quite relaxing as I haven't been dragged anywhere.
Tennis Pretender: ONLY BECAUSE YOU IGNORE MY ATTEMPTS.
Bendy Like Kaji: It was part of the bet, wasn't it?
Tennis Pretender: A STUPID bet.
Bendy Like Kaji: One I will win, nonetheless.
Tennis Pretender: No because you're talking to me NOW
Tennis Pretender: So I win.
Bendy Like Kaji: Technically I am typing.
Tennis Pretender: Technically it's still COMMUNICATION.
Bendy Like Kaji: I could stop responding to you.
Tennis Pretender: No you couldn't
Tennis Pretender: Your life would be INCOMPLETE
Tennis Pretender: You NEED me
Tennis Pretender: Like. Like OXYGEN.
Tennis Pretender: KAJIMOTO DON'T YOU DARE START IGNORING ME AGAIN.
Tennis Pretender: Ugh. Why do I even LIKE you.
Bendy Like Kaji: ...you like me?
Tennis Pretender: No.
Bendy Like Kaji: You just said you did.
Tennis Pretender: You're ignoring me so I don't.
Bendy Like Kaji: The implication then, is that you like me when I don't ignore you?
Tennis Pretender: Why would I haul you around if I didn't LIKE you? Duh.
Tennis Pretender: Ignoring me is ANNOYING.
Bendy Like Kaji: But why would you like me if you think that I'm stuffy?
Tennis Pretender: ...
Bendy Like Kaji: ...what?
Tennis Pretender: Nothing.
Bendy Like Kaji: You just ellipsed at me.
Tennis Pretender: I did not!
Bendy Like Kaji: "Tennis Pretender: ..."
Tennis Pretender: You edited that.
Tennis Pretender: YOU ellipse. I don't.
Bendy Like Kaji: ...
Tennis Pretender: See.
Bendy Like Kaji: Why were you ellipsing at me?
Tennis Pretender: Why do YOU ellipse at ME?
Bendy Like Kaji: Because you are ridiculous.
Tennis Pretender: No I'm not. I make perfect sense.
Bendy Like Kaji: You are avoiding the question.
Tennis Pretender: ...What question?
Bendy Like Kaji: "Bendy Like Kaji: But why would you like me if you think that I'm stuffy?"
Tennis Pretender: I don't know?
Bendy Like Kaji: That is not a satisfactory answer.
Bendy Like Kaji: Try again.
Tennis Pretender: What is this, a CLASS?
Bendy Like Kaji: Do you not think I would make a good teacher, Wakato?
Tennis Pretender: What does that have to do with anything?
Bendy Like Kaji: ...I don't know.
Bendy Like Kaji: What were we talking about again?
Tennis Pretender: You ignoring me. And how talking to me on AIM means I win.
Bendy Like Kaji: Ah. It doesn't.
Tennis Pretender: Yes it does.
Bendy Like Kaji: If I were to go play laser tag with you, as I am going with Sengoku, then that would mean a loss.
Tennis Pretender: ....That's just downright mean. You like him better than me, don't you.
Bendy Like Kaji: Yes.
Tennis Pretender: Ouch. Why?
Tennis Pretender: You've known me longer!
Bendy Like Kaji: Precisely.
Tennis Pretender: So you should like ME more.
Bendy Like Kaji: Should I?
Tennis Pretender: Yes!
Tennis Pretender: Obviously.
Tennis Pretender: I'm ME.
Tennis Pretender: This is important.
Bendy Like Kaji: Hm. Perhaps that is the problem.
Tennis Pretender: HEY.
Bendy Like Kaji: Hello.
Tennis Pretender: Not funny.
Bendy Like Kaji: You don't like my sense of humor, Wakato? I am hurt.
Tennis Pretender: You are not, stop lying. I bet you're laughing hysterically over there right now. Only not because you never laugh.
Bendy Like Kaji: Well then, I wouldn't be lying, would I?
Tennis Pretender: Yes you would be! Because you still aren't hurt.
Bendy Like Kaji: I assure you, I have tears in my eyes.
Tennis Pretender: Lies.
Bendy Like Kaji: I would never.
Tennis Pretender: I could come investigate.
Bendy Like Kaji: Or you could stay where you are.
Tennis Pretender: Or you could stop lying.
Bendy Like Kaji: Would I ever lie to you?
Tennis Pretender: Yes.
Bendy Like Kaji: Your lack of faith in our friendship is astounding.
Tennis Pretender: You're the one who likes Sengoku BETTER THAN ME.
Bendy Like Kaji: It's his hair color.
Tennis Pretender: ...Which is the SAME AS MINE.
Bendy Like Kaji: There's something more vibrant about his.
Tennis Pretender: Mine's better! His is all messy!
Bendy Like Kaji: Jealous?
Tennis Pretender: OF THAT? NO.
Bendy Like Kaji: Then what are you jealous of?
Tennis Pretender: I'm not jealous! Why would I be jealous?
Bendy Like Kaji: Hm. So you wouldn't be at all jealous if I were to leave you right now to go to the arcade with him?
Tennis Pretender: ....Maybe a little
Bendy Like Kaji: You have your fanclub to be with.
Tennis Pretender: That's different.
Bendy Like Kaji: How so?
Tennis Pretender: ...They're fangirls?
Bendy Like Kaji: Do you not enjoy fangirls?
Tennis Pretender: Well. You AREN'T one. SO it's DIFFERENT.
Bendy Like Kaji: Are you implying that your friendship with me is somehow different to you than your other friendships?
Tennis Pretender: Well you aren't a GIRL and you play tennis so it's OBVIOUSLY different from them.
Bendy Like Kaji: And that's the only difference?
Tennis Pretender: Well no. They aren't MEAN to me.
Bendy Like Kaji: ...I'm not mean.
Tennis Pretender: You TOLD me you like Sengoku better than me! That's cruel.
Bendy Like Kaji: I didn't know you cared so much, Wakato.
Tennis Pretender: Well not everyone's like you, Kajimoto.
Bendy Like Kaji: I have no clue what you mean.
Tennis Pretender: Nothing.
Tennis Pretender: Do you really like him better?
Bendy Like Kaji: ...are you sulking?
Tennis Pretender: I do not sulk.
Bendy Like Kaji: You are a masterpiece at sulking.
Tennis Pretender: That's not something to be a masterpiece of!
Bendy Like Kaji: And yet you are.
Bendy Like Kaji: Curious.
Tennis Pretender: I AM NOT. You're delusional.
Tennis Pretender: I am not sulking.
Tennis Pretender: At all.
Tennis Pretender: Not even resembling sulking.
Tennis Pretender: Why would I be sulking?
Tennis Pretender: I have nothing to sulk ABOUT.
Tennis Pretender: I have a FANCLUB. I don't need to SULK.
Bendy Like Kaji: Ah sorry. Sengoku was on the phone. Did you say something, Wakato?
Tennis Pretender: I hate you.
Bendy Like Kaji: <3?
Tennis Pretender: ....
Tennis Pretender: NO.
Bendy Like Kaji: Hm. You just ellipsed again.
Bendy Like Kaji: Interesting.
Tennis Pretender: YOU HEARTED.
Bendy Like Kaji: Did I?
Tennis Pretender: YES,
Tennis Pretender: Bendy Like Kaji: <3?
Bendy Like Kaji: I don't think I did.
Tennis Pretender: Right there.
Tennis Pretender: You did.
Bendy Like Kaji: You're clearly editing things.
Tennis Pretender: I AM NOT.
Tennis Pretender: Stop stealing my excuses!
Bendy Like Kaji: You must be.
Bendy Like Kaji: You were making excuses?
Bendy Like Kaji: Whatever for?
Tennis Pretender: ...I wasn't!
Bendy Like Kaji: Didn't you just say you were?
Tennis Pretender: No. Why would I say that?
Tennis Pretender: This isn't fair. Why were you on the phone with HIM when you could be talking to ME?
Bendy Like Kaji: I don't have a bet to not speak with him.
Tennis Pretender: You don't have to care so much about WINNING this one.
Bendy Like Kaji: On the contrary, I do believe my reputation is at stake here.
Tennis Pretender: What reputation? Of being stuffy and quiet? It's not like it's a GOOD reputation.
Bendy Like Kaji: I'm not stuffy. I am focused.
Bendy Like Kaji: And I speak with plenty of people.
Tennis Pretender: Not the point. If I buy you ramen will you forget the bet ever existed and talk to me?
Bendy Like Kaji: ...I thought my presence was stuffy and unbearable?
Tennis Pretender: ...It's stuffy, but not unbearable...
Bendy Like Kaji: ...and I wouldn't lose the bet either?
Tennis Pretender: I think we figured out that you can NOT talk to me.
Tennis Pretender: Which is dumb
Tennis Pretender: And I don't like it.
Bendy Like Kaji: Well, for posterity's sake, I still won the bet.
Tennis Pretender: Shut up.
Tennis Pretender: Ramen?
Bendy Like Kaji: You're buying.
Tennis Pretender: Yeah I figured.
Bendy Like Kaji: I'll meet you in front of school in 15 minutes.
Tennis Pretender: Alright! See you then.
** Bendy Like Kaji has signed off **
Tennis Pretender: STOP IGNORING ME!
Tennis Pretender: I mean it, Kajimoto.
Tennis Pretender: It's seriously ANNOYING
Tennis Pretender: And I'm just going to keep typing until you respond.
Tennis Pretender: Or maybe throw rocks at your window again
Tennis Pretender: Sorry it broke that one time.
Tennis Pretender: Not that you even SAID anything about it.
Tennis Pretender: COME ON IT'S BEEN LIKE, THREE DAYS.
Tennis Pretender: Say something.
Tennis Pretender: You know you want to just say "SHUT UP, WAKATO."
Tennis Pretender: You can barely resist.
Tennis Pretender: Your eyebrow twitches.
Tennis Pretender: Don't think I don't notice when you turn and leave quickly
Tennis Pretender: That has to be CHEATING.
Tennis Pretender: Avoidance.
Tennis Pretender: Something.
Bendy Like Kaji: ...
Tennis Pretender: RESPONSE! Shocking. I was about to go on about the grass being green and the sky blue.
Bendy Like Kaji: ...
Tennis Pretender: There are keys BESIDES ... available for use.
Bendy Like Kaji: I hadn't noticed.
Tennis Pretender: HA! YOU SAID SOMETHING.
Tennis Pretender: I WIN.
Bendy Like Kaji: No.
Bendy Like Kaji: I am typing, not speaking.
Tennis Pretender: It still counts.
Bendy Like Kaji: It is not speaking.
Tennis Pretender: It's CONTACT.
Tennis Pretender: Which you obviously CRAVED.
Tennis Pretender: So I win.
Bendy Like Kaji: You were the one who IMed me.
Tennis Pretender: You didn't HAVE to respond.
Tennis Pretender: I just took the first step
Tennis Pretender: Opened the door,
Bendy Like Kaji: The window was blinking.
Tennis Pretender: So?
Tennis Pretender: Windows do that
Bendy Like Kaji: It was irritating.
Tennis Pretender: You COULD have clicked it and ignored me. BUT NO. You responded.
Tennis Pretender: Don't try to deny it!
Tennis Pretender: You missed me.
Tennis Pretender: I bet your life has been BORING not talking to me
Bendy Like Kaji: My life has been calm and tranquil without your contact.
Tennis Pretender: See, boring.
Bendy Like Kaji: Or relaxing.
Tennis Pretender: Or dull and UNFULFULLING.
Tennis Pretender: You can admit it. I won't tell.
Bendy Like Kaji: There is nothing to tell.
Tennis Pretender: Suuuuure. Bottling things up isn't good for your zen-buchou image.
Bendy Like Kaji: My what?
Tennis Pretender: Your IMAGE. Bottling things up! It makes you pinched and stressed and not very zen.
Bendy Like Kaji: I am hardly stressed.
Bendy Like Kaji: This past week has been quite relaxing as I haven't been dragged anywhere.
Tennis Pretender: ONLY BECAUSE YOU IGNORE MY ATTEMPTS.
Bendy Like Kaji: It was part of the bet, wasn't it?
Tennis Pretender: A STUPID bet.
Bendy Like Kaji: One I will win, nonetheless.
Tennis Pretender: No because you're talking to me NOW
Tennis Pretender: So I win.
Bendy Like Kaji: Technically I am typing.
Tennis Pretender: Technically it's still COMMUNICATION.
Bendy Like Kaji: I could stop responding to you.
Tennis Pretender: No you couldn't
Tennis Pretender: Your life would be INCOMPLETE
Tennis Pretender: You NEED me
Tennis Pretender: Like. Like OXYGEN.
Tennis Pretender: KAJIMOTO DON'T YOU DARE START IGNORING ME AGAIN.
Tennis Pretender: Ugh. Why do I even LIKE you.
Bendy Like Kaji: ...you like me?
Tennis Pretender: No.
Bendy Like Kaji: You just said you did.
Tennis Pretender: You're ignoring me so I don't.
Bendy Like Kaji: The implication then, is that you like me when I don't ignore you?
Tennis Pretender: Why would I haul you around if I didn't LIKE you? Duh.
Tennis Pretender: Ignoring me is ANNOYING.
Bendy Like Kaji: But why would you like me if you think that I'm stuffy?
Tennis Pretender: ...
Bendy Like Kaji: ...what?
Tennis Pretender: Nothing.
Bendy Like Kaji: You just ellipsed at me.
Tennis Pretender: I did not!
Bendy Like Kaji: "Tennis Pretender: ..."
Tennis Pretender: You edited that.
Tennis Pretender: YOU ellipse. I don't.
Bendy Like Kaji: ...
Tennis Pretender: See.
Bendy Like Kaji: Why were you ellipsing at me?
Tennis Pretender: Why do YOU ellipse at ME?
Bendy Like Kaji: Because you are ridiculous.
Tennis Pretender: No I'm not. I make perfect sense.
Bendy Like Kaji: You are avoiding the question.
Tennis Pretender: ...What question?
Bendy Like Kaji: "Bendy Like Kaji: But why would you like me if you think that I'm stuffy?"
Tennis Pretender: I don't know?
Bendy Like Kaji: That is not a satisfactory answer.
Bendy Like Kaji: Try again.
Tennis Pretender: What is this, a CLASS?
Bendy Like Kaji: Do you not think I would make a good teacher, Wakato?
Tennis Pretender: What does that have to do with anything?
Bendy Like Kaji: ...I don't know.
Bendy Like Kaji: What were we talking about again?
Tennis Pretender: You ignoring me. And how talking to me on AIM means I win.
Bendy Like Kaji: Ah. It doesn't.
Tennis Pretender: Yes it does.
Bendy Like Kaji: If I were to go play laser tag with you, as I am going with Sengoku, then that would mean a loss.
Tennis Pretender: ....That's just downright mean. You like him better than me, don't you.
Bendy Like Kaji: Yes.
Tennis Pretender: Ouch. Why?
Tennis Pretender: You've known me longer!
Bendy Like Kaji: Precisely.
Tennis Pretender: So you should like ME more.
Bendy Like Kaji: Should I?
Tennis Pretender: Yes!
Tennis Pretender: Obviously.
Tennis Pretender: I'm ME.
Tennis Pretender: This is important.
Bendy Like Kaji: Hm. Perhaps that is the problem.
Tennis Pretender: HEY.
Bendy Like Kaji: Hello.
Tennis Pretender: Not funny.
Bendy Like Kaji: You don't like my sense of humor, Wakato? I am hurt.
Tennis Pretender: You are not, stop lying. I bet you're laughing hysterically over there right now. Only not because you never laugh.
Bendy Like Kaji: Well then, I wouldn't be lying, would I?
Tennis Pretender: Yes you would be! Because you still aren't hurt.
Bendy Like Kaji: I assure you, I have tears in my eyes.
Tennis Pretender: Lies.
Bendy Like Kaji: I would never.
Tennis Pretender: I could come investigate.
Bendy Like Kaji: Or you could stay where you are.
Tennis Pretender: Or you could stop lying.
Bendy Like Kaji: Would I ever lie to you?
Tennis Pretender: Yes.
Bendy Like Kaji: Your lack of faith in our friendship is astounding.
Tennis Pretender: You're the one who likes Sengoku BETTER THAN ME.
Bendy Like Kaji: It's his hair color.
Tennis Pretender: ...Which is the SAME AS MINE.
Bendy Like Kaji: There's something more vibrant about his.
Tennis Pretender: Mine's better! His is all messy!
Bendy Like Kaji: Jealous?
Tennis Pretender: OF THAT? NO.
Bendy Like Kaji: Then what are you jealous of?
Tennis Pretender: I'm not jealous! Why would I be jealous?
Bendy Like Kaji: Hm. So you wouldn't be at all jealous if I were to leave you right now to go to the arcade with him?
Tennis Pretender: ....Maybe a little
Bendy Like Kaji: You have your fanclub to be with.
Tennis Pretender: That's different.
Bendy Like Kaji: How so?
Tennis Pretender: ...They're fangirls?
Bendy Like Kaji: Do you not enjoy fangirls?
Tennis Pretender: Well. You AREN'T one. SO it's DIFFERENT.
Bendy Like Kaji: Are you implying that your friendship with me is somehow different to you than your other friendships?
Tennis Pretender: Well you aren't a GIRL and you play tennis so it's OBVIOUSLY different from them.
Bendy Like Kaji: And that's the only difference?
Tennis Pretender: Well no. They aren't MEAN to me.
Bendy Like Kaji: ...I'm not mean.
Tennis Pretender: You TOLD me you like Sengoku better than me! That's cruel.
Bendy Like Kaji: I didn't know you cared so much, Wakato.
Tennis Pretender: Well not everyone's like you, Kajimoto.
Bendy Like Kaji: I have no clue what you mean.
Tennis Pretender: Nothing.
Tennis Pretender: Do you really like him better?
Bendy Like Kaji: ...are you sulking?
Tennis Pretender: I do not sulk.
Bendy Like Kaji: You are a masterpiece at sulking.
Tennis Pretender: That's not something to be a masterpiece of!
Bendy Like Kaji: And yet you are.
Bendy Like Kaji: Curious.
Tennis Pretender: I AM NOT. You're delusional.
Tennis Pretender: I am not sulking.
Tennis Pretender: At all.
Tennis Pretender: Not even resembling sulking.
Tennis Pretender: Why would I be sulking?
Tennis Pretender: I have nothing to sulk ABOUT.
Tennis Pretender: I have a FANCLUB. I don't need to SULK.
Bendy Like Kaji: Ah sorry. Sengoku was on the phone. Did you say something, Wakato?
Tennis Pretender: I hate you.
Bendy Like Kaji: <3?
Tennis Pretender: ....
Tennis Pretender: NO.
Bendy Like Kaji: Hm. You just ellipsed again.
Bendy Like Kaji: Interesting.
Tennis Pretender: YOU HEARTED.
Bendy Like Kaji: Did I?
Tennis Pretender: YES,
Tennis Pretender: Bendy Like Kaji: <3?
Bendy Like Kaji: I don't think I did.
Tennis Pretender: Right there.
Tennis Pretender: You did.
Bendy Like Kaji: You're clearly editing things.
Tennis Pretender: I AM NOT.
Tennis Pretender: Stop stealing my excuses!
Bendy Like Kaji: You must be.
Bendy Like Kaji: You were making excuses?
Bendy Like Kaji: Whatever for?
Tennis Pretender: ...I wasn't!
Bendy Like Kaji: Didn't you just say you were?
Tennis Pretender: No. Why would I say that?
Tennis Pretender: This isn't fair. Why were you on the phone with HIM when you could be talking to ME?
Bendy Like Kaji: I don't have a bet to not speak with him.
Tennis Pretender: You don't have to care so much about WINNING this one.
Bendy Like Kaji: On the contrary, I do believe my reputation is at stake here.
Tennis Pretender: What reputation? Of being stuffy and quiet? It's not like it's a GOOD reputation.
Bendy Like Kaji: I'm not stuffy. I am focused.
Bendy Like Kaji: And I speak with plenty of people.
Tennis Pretender: Not the point. If I buy you ramen will you forget the bet ever existed and talk to me?
Bendy Like Kaji: ...I thought my presence was stuffy and unbearable?
Tennis Pretender: ...It's stuffy, but not unbearable...
Bendy Like Kaji: ...and I wouldn't lose the bet either?
Tennis Pretender: I think we figured out that you can NOT talk to me.
Tennis Pretender: Which is dumb
Tennis Pretender: And I don't like it.
Bendy Like Kaji: Well, for posterity's sake, I still won the bet.
Tennis Pretender: Shut up.
Tennis Pretender: Ramen?
Bendy Like Kaji: You're buying.
Tennis Pretender: Yeah I figured.
Bendy Like Kaji: I'll meet you in front of school in 15 minutes.
Tennis Pretender: Alright! See you then.
** Bendy Like Kaji has signed off **