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Oh Joy Joy Joy.

Jan 27, 2001 21:47

Misery. I'm happy I finished that book because it left me teaming and wandering in a hopeless night of eccentricity and pathetic bullshit ( Read more... )

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cz_journal January 27 2001, 23:01:45 UTC

SAD, PATHETIC LOSER? NO NO NO...You are whatever you want to be. You attract who you want to attract...C'mon, C...give yourself some credit!

I know, I know... chanel January 28 2001, 11:36:56 UTC

but it just sucks immensely when it's TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE for me to find someone who I'd actually ENJOY spending time with... plus the fact that I have a big problem with anything other than meaningless sex that I'VE initiated.

Oh lord, I have problems.

the solution to ALL your problems! sleazyp January 29 2001, 18:03:27 UTC

see.. the thing is that most people don't take my advice.. it's good advice, it's sound advice.. it's only THREE words!

lower
your
standards

oi ;)

p.s. - omnidirectional is a cool werd. i like it.

Re: the solution to ALL your problems! chanel January 29 2001, 18:43:12 UTC

Lower my standards??

Are you mad?

I'm not asking for blissful perfection, but I'm certainly not going to settle...

Is it too much to ask for a man who's attractive, kind, caring, loyal and fun?

in a world of 4 BILLION people (I think) ... That's too much to ask? Nah, me nah tink so.

Thanks for the advice tho

;)

Re: the solution to ALL your problems! asinine_asylum January 30 2001, 00:06:01 UTC

you dont need a man you need a jar of peanut butter and a dog.

6 billion actually(blame it on china and india)

it's Mike by the way

Goddamn it... chanel January 30 2001, 18:31:35 UTC

I'm allergic to peanut butter!!

have any anaphylactic (or prophylactic) alternative?

nosh nosh nosh sleazyp January 30 2001, 15:29:49 UTC

okay, okay.. keep your panties tight.. so my "Lower Your Standards" advice doesn't werk for EVERYONE (seems to work best on guys, go figure).

a man who's attractive, kind, caring, loyal, and fun, eh? i usta know a guy like that.. he got involved with women who wanted "a man who's attractive, kind, caring, loyal, and fun".. now all he does is sit at home watching the simpsons, masturbate and eat corn chips.

stick to yer guns.. you'd get tired of him eventually and want that messed up rebel who rarely calls you back, fergets yer birthday every year, and cheats on ya with yer best friend. nice guys always finish last.

oh my, why does that sound so bitter? must be the MSG.

Re: nosh nosh nosh chanel January 30 2001, 18:34:33 UTC

I know, i know...

All women want the one that doesn't want them.. in fact, EVERYONE wants 'the one that got away'... i talked about that with a client today.... it's just so infuriating...

BAH@!

If only I weren't allergic to peanuts...*wistful*

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