"Please pass the Isengard!"

Jan 08, 2003 00:51

So, last night, wicce and I had the following conversation

Wicce: so what do you think will be in the Two Towers DVD gift set
Wicce: since they had the Argonath bookends in FOTR gift set
Me: hmm...
Wicce: my friend Bob says it will be a Treebeard Chia Pet LOL
Me: hahahaha
Wicce: he's too funny
Me: I, personally, would have the two towers
Wicce: as what, more bookends?
Me: like a model of Orthanc (@ Isengard) and Barad-Dur

And so today at the store, she told KF, and we started to discuss it further. We came up with a fantastic idea for the Two Towers gift set.

Wicce: Bob also said that they could include Orthanc and Barad-Dur salt and pepper shakers.
Me: *laughs*
Wicce: So, at dinner you could say, "Please pass the Isengard."
Me: *dies*
Me: Yeah, and Barad-Dur would be the pepper, since Mordor is more evil than Isengard.
Wicce: It could be a pepper mill. You'd turn the Eye of Sauron on the top to grind out the pepper.
Me: Man, now I want some of those!

It would be a perfect holiday gift.

lotr

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