Wait, let me just grab you.
So like, for some reason, this bull dyke teacher named Maren got the idea that it was okay for her to touch me today. Here's the story. So in my school, hanging on the wall, is the list of people who are on the honor roll and like high honors and shit. One of my very good friends named Zach is on high honors becuse he's the best student in the school. Some stupid bitch named Curry Latoya had the audacity to write her name above his on the high honors list. Naturally he was very offended. I wanted to make him laugh so I took out my pen and wrote "is a ho" next to her name. Right as I was doing this that fucking sexually frustrated nazi bull dyke walks by. She grabs me by the arm and says, "We're going down to George's office." She practically drags me down the fucking stairs to his office and tells me to repeat what I just wrote. Luckily, since Zach is like the best student in the school he has a certain ammount of pull with George and he talked to him for me so I didn't get in trouble. This bitch is completely out of her mind. She doesn't even teach any classes, just detention. One time, I was coming off ecstasy so I was falling asleep and she made me get up and stand next to her desk. I almost whipped out my dick and slapped her. It's a good thing this didn't happen three months ago when I was a raging coke fiend or some real type shit would have probably gone down. I probably would've just thrown her down the stairs and run out of the building screaming "FREEEEDOOOOMM".
Erik
Erik