Glad my mom's so cool.
Okay, so this is my first lj entry. Today I hung with Josh and his gf in Queens. We met up at this little hookah bar. We got apple and orange. Get it? Apples and oranges? Josh thought it was pretty funny. I'm glad he has a girlfriend now, she seemed cool. Normally I wouldn't be caught dead in Queens, but Josh said he was going to set me up with a friend. Unfortunately, he never bothered calling him. Thanks for being mad cool, Josh. Like, who the fuck lives in Queens, anyway? Oh, and then him and his gf wanted to get a motel room to have sex in. Can you spell sleaze? Then we went back to his house and watched a movie. Josh's mom and sister are both bitches. His mom actually took him into the next room and told him off for hanging out with gay kids. Like, what the fuck do you think you're doing, bitch? I can hear you! I'm right here! And when we came in his sister was WASHING HER FUCKING FEET IN A BUCKET IN THE LIVING ROOM! Like, who the fuck does a thing like that? How about you wash your fucking feet in the bathroom like everyone else in the world? So then I left and came back to Manhattan and chilled with Ana and Rachel for a while. On my way home I found half a pack of cigarettes on the ground. Maybe there is a god. Oh wait, there can't be, Sylvia's still alive. When I got home my mom bitched at me for being twenty minutes late. She said not to bother asking her for money tomorrow. Like, who the fuck do you think you are? You're my mother. Your sole purpose is to give me money. That's the only thing thing that keeps me in this house anyway, poverty. And it's not like I just got $50 from my aunt for Christmas or anything. Fuck you mom!