Buy my motherfucking camera.
Okay, so I've decided to finally update my livejournal after three months because I can't sell my motherfucking camera and I'm really pissed off. I've been considering selling this camera for a while because I never really use it and my brother just uses it to take pictures of ugly German bitches. So I finally decided to sell it and buy some drugs. I initially wanted to sell it at B & H but then I found out they're closed for Yom Kippur. I don't understand why they need to atone their sins while I'm trying to sell my motherfucking camera. I probably wouldn't get a very good price for it anyway. So I found out about this crazy nigger who works at a liquor store on 72nd St. and buys shit that people steal. You're supposed to walk in and say "David Landon," and then whip out your stolen goods. So I walk from 68th St. all the way to this fucking liquor store in the rain and I go in and I'm like, "Does David Landon work here?" The fucking nig told me to come back later. Then he shot up some heroin and cocaine and overdosed. So I left before the police got there. So now I still have no drugs and this motherfucking camera that nobody wants. That's awesome.
Erik
Erik