A letter to Sylvia (cont...).
Our Dear, Dear Sylvia,
We didn't think there would be need for another poignant letter but alas, you have not yet killed yourself and so, we have been forced to rack our brain again for more ways to try and get you to shove a knife up your asshole. We'd like to further illustrate what a pitiful individual you are. For one, it was quite sad when you stopped cutting yourself- please resume that self destructive behavior for it brings great joy to those around you (if you haven't actually stopped being a fucking masochist, please, cut deeper). You also do ballet. That would be perfectly acceptable if you were six yeas old. You fucking ugly bitch. We'd also just like to mention the fact that you munch box. And that you forced yourself upon a perfectly good human being, Ana Ratner. Good going, lesbian. Just because you're a pervert doesn't make it necessary to impose your deviant life style on people who are far more attractive and likable than you will ever be. It's completely unacceptable to be as despicable as you are and thus we're asking you to quit being a selfish bitch and lynch yourself a.s.a.p.
Much Love,
Emily, Erik, Marc, John, Shanaye and Dash.
P.S- Nice fucking name.
We didn't think there would be need for another poignant letter but alas, you have not yet killed yourself and so, we have been forced to rack our brain again for more ways to try and get you to shove a knife up your asshole. We'd like to further illustrate what a pitiful individual you are. For one, it was quite sad when you stopped cutting yourself- please resume that self destructive behavior for it brings great joy to those around you (if you haven't actually stopped being a fucking masochist, please, cut deeper). You also do ballet. That would be perfectly acceptable if you were six yeas old. You fucking ugly bitch. We'd also just like to mention the fact that you munch box. And that you forced yourself upon a perfectly good human being, Ana Ratner. Good going, lesbian. Just because you're a pervert doesn't make it necessary to impose your deviant life style on people who are far more attractive and likable than you will ever be. It's completely unacceptable to be as despicable as you are and thus we're asking you to quit being a selfish bitch and lynch yourself a.s.a.p.
Much Love,
Emily, Erik, Marc, John, Shanaye and Dash.
P.S- Nice fucking name.