All of us own DVDs that are nothing more than a guilty pleasure. But I think most of us also have movies that are just godawful, we don't know why we own them, and nobody wants the goddamn things. Here are my terrible movies... with my roommate's thrown in for good measure.
Alien vs Predator
Ed Wood Collection (including Plan 9, Glenn or Glenda, and others)
The Matrix: Reloaded
Mommie Dearest
Speed Racer
Undead
Waiting
What's in your collection?
And now a meme, stolen from
sessponaur.
Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to Ten Different People
1. Are you gay? Asexual? What? Seriously!
2. I'm afraid of you turning into something like my mother.
3. Your incompetence is evidenced by the slightest of comparisons to others I've known.
4. Vaginas are gross. Just admit it.
5. Just how far did it go with you two?
6. The things I say shouldn't make you uncomfortable.
7. Eat more fiber.
8. Assessing yourself has its place, but most of the time it's not doing you any good.
9. You should have very interesting children.
10. Stop being dead.