Random Rant
Dear Christian Singles,
I realize that you really probably do have some good intentions as well as trying to make a few bucks with these damn messages you keep sending me but there are some logic flaws.
For starters I am not Christian. I’m a godless pagan, which last I heard the majority of Christianity historically has had a problem with.
I am also in no way interested in dating or joining up with religious people who spam email me. Somehow that just seems blasphemous that you use the same tactics as those who try to sell me bigger penis and a lower mortgage rate. It’s not expressly forbidden in the bible but it should be.
Point number three I am not single. I’m quite happy living in sin with my boytoy where we do all sorts fornication for the pure express purpose of sinful carnal pleasure and not for the whole “being fruitful and multiplying” thing. So please stop sending me these damn annoying emails.
No Love
Me
I realize that you really probably do have some good intentions as well as trying to make a few bucks with these damn messages you keep sending me but there are some logic flaws.
For starters I am not Christian. I’m a godless pagan, which last I heard the majority of Christianity historically has had a problem with.
I am also in no way interested in dating or joining up with religious people who spam email me. Somehow that just seems blasphemous that you use the same tactics as those who try to sell me bigger penis and a lower mortgage rate. It’s not expressly forbidden in the bible but it should be.
Point number three I am not single. I’m quite happy living in sin with my boytoy where we do all sorts fornication for the pure express purpose of sinful carnal pleasure and not for the whole “being fruitful and multiplying” thing. So please stop sending me these damn annoying emails.
No Love
Me