voice post; my boss is an ASS

[championess]

URAHARA, LET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE! I'LL KILL YOU, YOU UNDEAD STUPID-ASS SOUL! MY FRIENDS ARE OUT THERE--YOU--ARGH!!

[crashing noises]

If anything happens to them, there'll be hell to pay.

[ooc; Urahara-mun approved. So, to explain my absence: moving. Tatsuki's absence is explained by: Urahara locked her in the labs so that she not get affected.

Comments

[omgkeigo]

OY. Arisawa. What the hell's going on?

[championess]

People're fallin' sick with plagues, and Ichigo's between them. Don't do anything stupid and get it too.

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[omgkeigo]

[omgkeigo]

You didn't just say-

[omgkeigo]

Plagues.

fin

[omgkeigo]

THAT'S MEDIEVAL HISTORY STUFF! YOU READ ABOUT IT IN BOOKS! It doesn't happen in modern times.

lol Keigo

[championess]

Welcome to the City, Asano. Wear a seatbelt and don't breathe much.

HE CAN'T HANDLE THIS.

[omgkeigo]

A SEATBELT? BUT I'M NOT IN A MOVING VEHICLE!

his brain's too small

[championess]

...metaphors are lost on you.

...yeah probably XD

[omgkeigo]

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR METAPHORS, ARISAWA.

and Tatsuki has nooooo patience

[championess]

It means get ready for the worse, and don't get sick for fuck's sake, dipshit!

HAVE SOME PITY ON THE POOR IDIOT, TASUKI.

[omgkeigo]

...

I am wrapping myself in tin foil.

WOULD YOU?

[championess]

...when did you lose your brain, Asano?

...NO.

[omgkeigo]

My brain is in my skull, right where it belongs, thank you.

WELL THEN!

[championess]

Allow me to doubt that.

-CRAI-

[omgkeigo]

DENIED.