Hey it's a dream entry
Last night I had a dream about the breakup sweatshirt. In the dream I was at my dad's house and my brother came over and he was wearing the breakup sweatshirt. I freaked out and asked him where he got it. He said he didn't know, he just found it somewhere. I demanded he take it off. Sam's sister Shusha was there and she asked me what the big deal was. I told her that's the breakup sweatshirt and it has bad voo doo. Then I told her the whole story of the breakup sweatshirt.
In case you've never heard that story, here's the deal. Once upon a time there was a girl named Harriet who was dating a guy named David. Harriet had this old sweatshirt that used to belong to her ex-boyfriend, but she had borrowed it from him and when they broke up she kept it. She ended up giving the sweatshirt to David because it was a guy's sweatshirt anyway. David and Harriet broke up, David kept the sweatshirt. Then David met a girl named Lauren (that's me). They started dating. One night Lauren was cold and she borrowed that same sweatshirt. Later on down the road Lauren and David broke up, Lauren kept the sweatshirt. Then Lauren met a guy named Alec. Lauren kept the breakup sweatshirt away from Alec for fear of the bad voo doo. Regardless, Lauren and Alec ended up breaking up eventually, but Lauren still had the sweatshirt. She wanted to be rid of it. So she called upon her good friend Sammy, who was still friends with Alec, to smuggle the sweatshirt into Alec's house and hide it there. Since that time the sweatshirt has never been seen again.
In case you've never heard that story, here's the deal. Once upon a time there was a girl named Harriet who was dating a guy named David. Harriet had this old sweatshirt that used to belong to her ex-boyfriend, but she had borrowed it from him and when they broke up she kept it. She ended up giving the sweatshirt to David because it was a guy's sweatshirt anyway. David and Harriet broke up, David kept the sweatshirt. Then David met a girl named Lauren (that's me). They started dating. One night Lauren was cold and she borrowed that same sweatshirt. Later on down the road Lauren and David broke up, Lauren kept the sweatshirt. Then Lauren met a guy named Alec. Lauren kept the breakup sweatshirt away from Alec for fear of the bad voo doo. Regardless, Lauren and Alec ended up breaking up eventually, but Lauren still had the sweatshirt. She wanted to be rid of it. So she called upon her good friend Sammy, who was still friends with Alec, to smuggle the sweatshirt into Alec's house and hide it there. Since that time the sweatshirt has never been seen again.