I have to, I just have to post this.

[champagnestains]

ArchmageKyros (1:52:34 AM): Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
champagne stains (1:52:40 AM): ...
champagne stains (1:52:42 AM): Huh
champagne stains (1:52:47 AM): what about useing half?
ArchmageKyros (1:52:55 AM): ...no
champagne stains (1:53:03 AM): what is that?
champagne stains (1:53:22 AM): if kinky is a feather, and preverted is the whole chicken what are you if you only use half a chicken
champagne stains (1:53:26 AM): does it depend on what half?
ArchmageKyros (1:53:34 AM): yes
champagne stains (1:53:43 AM): well, what are you if you use to front half?
ArchmageKyros (1:54:59 AM): um...kinkerted?
champagne stains (1:55:09 AM): and if you use to back half?
ArchmageKyros (1:55:22 AM): What would Jesus do... for a Klondike bar?
champagne stains (1:55:33 AM): you didn't answer my question
ArchmageKyros (1:55:37 AM): My place is inside the scallops
champagne stains (1:55:45 AM): and what would you be if you only used a foot
ArchmageKyros (1:55:58 AM): I don't suck, I'm just depressurized!
champagne stains (1:56:07 AM): and how would you feel if I decided to use a chicken foot in our sex
champagne stains (1:56:17 AM): would it matter if it was the left or right foot
ArchmageKyros (1:56:38 AM): It rolls off the tongue like butter off a bald monkey.
champagne stains (1:56:45 AM): -.-
champagne stains (1:56:51 AM): You are ignoring my questions
ArchmageKyros (1:57:28 AM): I am the inflatable sex jellybean.
champagne stains (1:57:47 AM): alrighty