I'm Sitting In a Bar On The Inside

[champagne_oasis]

Oh man, school was such a drag. I fuckin' got bitched out by my math teacher for being absent, bitched out by my sixth period teacher for absent, and one of my friends wanted to know if I had actually been sick or if I was skipping. Let me tell you all this:

I was sick.

Whether or not sex and candy was involved is another story.