Patch's take on having children
Pregnancy 1: piece of cake, lahdidah ... oh ... ow.
Pregnancy 2: piece of cake, lahdidah ... um ... bathroom PLEASE?
Labor 1: lahdidah, yawn, hmm ow, zzz..., hey that feels weird.
Labor 2: lahdidah, humdedum ... WHOA WTF! if this goes on for hours I can't take it! ... 15 minutes later ...
Delivery 1: Ow. Whoa, what the -- oh hey, a baby! Wow.
Delivery 2: fwoop, hey, a baby!
Everything AFTER that: YIKES.
mental note: must get Kidzilla to allergist. Again. sigh.
But in other news, the Strawberry Festival in St. Paul was fun, the kids had a blast, even if the strawberries are terrible and sadly disappointing this year (so far, anyway). No sun = BAD berries. :( Kidzilla was ... well, okay, until it came time to leave and he kept haring off into the yonder and vanishing and finally one of the farm staff dragged him back to us (actually, I think she read him the riot act and then followed him back to give us a watered down version, otherwise I don't know how she would have known *where* to drag him) ... sigh. And at the heritage rose place he was very much a trial. Sigh again. And then thoroughly melted down once home. Oh, well. Hope he has fun today with K and M, out geocaching. G and I are taking off here to go to Eugene for a little while. Laters!
Pregnancy 2: piece of cake, lahdidah ... um ... bathroom PLEASE?
Labor 1: lahdidah, yawn, hmm ow, zzz..., hey that feels weird.
Labor 2: lahdidah, humdedum ... WHOA WTF! if this goes on for hours I can't take it! ... 15 minutes later ...
Delivery 1: Ow. Whoa, what the -- oh hey, a baby! Wow.
Delivery 2: fwoop, hey, a baby!
Everything AFTER that: YIKES.
mental note: must get Kidzilla to allergist. Again. sigh.
But in other news, the Strawberry Festival in St. Paul was fun, the kids had a blast, even if the strawberries are terrible and sadly disappointing this year (so far, anyway). No sun = BAD berries. :( Kidzilla was ... well, okay, until it came time to leave and he kept haring off into the yonder and vanishing and finally one of the farm staff dragged him back to us (actually, I think she read him the riot act and then followed him back to give us a watered down version, otherwise I don't know how she would have known *where* to drag him) ... sigh. And at the heritage rose place he was very much a trial. Sigh again. And then thoroughly melted down once home. Oh, well. Hope he has fun today with K and M, out geocaching. G and I are taking off here to go to Eugene for a little while. Laters!