A bit belated (but then these seas are not the most stable), but I'm hoping the sentiment still carries regarding your relatively recent matrimony. I had a difficult time finding a genuine 1997 Dom. Romanée-Conti, so I'm afraid I only have these three vintages for the two of you, though they are still admittedly excellent, considering their source.
Norland, I don't know how your planned shopping trip went, and I certainly trust Lucci's judgment in these matters, but I picked one out as well. Just because.
For your birthday, Calgara, something that will hopefully be useful and fun entertaining for you.
Luffy, yours comes in three parts.
Firstly, your kitten; take care of him. I'd imagine the red elephant would find itself at home on your ship's lawn. (It's about waist high, so I can't imagine where else you'd put it.)
Next, obviously:
And I just found this one amusing. I was assured that it is, in fact, edible.
For everyone else... I have...obtained a boat. It is a two-masted brigantine and requires a decently-sized crew to handle, which I do not have on hand, unfortunately. It was popular among Mediterranean-pirates. Is anyone interested? I've heard tell of a certain Haruhi Suzumiya...