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say what?
kelsey's really lame and wrote a third compilation of letters.
doesn't get much lamer than this.
dear freshman year,
you are over
except for bio regents.
after wednesday, i'm done with you.
i have no particular feelings towards you.
you made me incredibly spastic.
i'll probably end up missing you
along with everything else in my life.
however, that is not the current situation.
~an almostnot freshman
dear paleness,
i fiendishly enjoy you.
like i don't know what i'd do with myself if i was tan
so i'm glad i'm not.
<3a super pale person
dear meeg,
is for you
cause you're like really cool
and vegany
and stuff
and you did an english assignment about me.
<3Kelsi
dear sweaters,
you should stop.
it's not healthy
but i understand.
for serious, though
STOP
signed,
a [former] sweater
dear lists of things i miss,
i should stop writing you
but i guess i miss things a lot
like way too much
~someone who fiendishly misses things
dear tegan&sara,
they play your music at quiznos.
it makes me nervous.
sincerely,
a fan
dear previous compilations of letters,
you look very messed up via this journal
it makes me angry
because its not the way its supposed to be
signed,
a letter writer
dear mymydistro,
i want to buy this one zine for my friend
but i can't
because its currently sold out
please restock immediately
also please send my package.
kthanks.
a wannabe zinester
dear academy scholars,
i think i might miss you
even though you were the most pointless thing ever.
but i have nelson to keep me company
and three of our compiled books to read
so i'll manage until next year.
<3 a so-called scholar
dear gregs04,
we are drifting
i hate drifting
please come back into my life
[along with bus rides, malloz, innocence, and social skills]
<3kelsi
dear nervousness,
please leave me alone
thanks,
a super nervous person
dear neyo,
so apparently you're jealous?
but don't worry, I'll never leave you
please return to your gothic self
because those were some good times.
remember how we [plus laran] were the goths?
<3agoth
to the hill and surrounding park/swampness:
you complete me
i plan to visit you a lot this summer
be expecting me
sincerely,
me
dear dancing norm,
i miss you
but it's definitely going down dancing panda style this summer
<3dancing panda
dear laran,
you look especially foshy these days
so I'm going to call you Fosh from now on
after the real Fosh
who is probably quite frightened that you are impersonating her
<3kelsi
dear crew camp,
askjtrejhbykerjerjk
why did i sign up for you?
i'm going to die.
especially with that whole land training component.
like, what was i thinking?
at least emily, franster, and madison will be there too.
=/
dear emily and diana,
thanks for going adventuring to dash's and such with me
it was a fun time
i especially enjoy when diana attacks me in the library parking lot
and watching grind with emily when her mom keeps calling
mm what would i do without you two?
<3kelsi
dear lizbeth,
erkjynrjheybhjr
that was the most insane bike adventure ever
<3kelsey
dear math quad slash recycling squad,
we need a gathering or something
k?
<3meeeeeeeeee
dear insomnia,
welcome back.
i've missed you these past few months.
<3 an insomniac