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[chameleonfur27]

Dear Large LaRGE Worl we call earth!!! This is dearet Kelsey Maria Jonie Kean aka " Big Bobbie Pin" Rockin out from the casa on the beach in San Jose Florida!! KK well I just was at a club called Club " Burger Crash lightbulbs" i danced there with this hottie named Barth but all his friends call him Mac Suga Fire Hot. So then I went withMac Suga Fire Hot to his casa and wwe hung out with his sister who is a raging lesbian names Patty Cake and her boo Salsa Chip. Also Girdie his aunt was there buut she was sleepin. I felt bad native indians from kYRO TOOK them as slaves and made them work on coloring books until they starved. Ne way KT aka kt rEmIxEd FLEW DOWN TO SEE ME AND WE WENT TO(sry cap locks i love cap locks) the local Tiki hut to start look and believ it or not guess who came Noel Gugliemi-my most favorite person ever!!!! She bought puca shells. And then we were walkin home and none other The great movie star E-young came stollin in her limosine!!!So of courrse she saw me sellin puca shells and came in and bought sum then we went back to Mac Suga Fire Hot's house and baked some Nigerian Flat cakes then when it started to rain we went outside and did the ancient dance of the people of Norway because it reminded Mac Suga Fire Hot of his parents. Well on Thursday i hopped in my plane to go home to good old Buffalonia and on the plane there was a chef with a big hat on guess who it wass Malozzzi so of course he baked me fried eggplant and we talked about the culture of yyuong Japanese children and Canadian Soups..which got me exited to the max ne way at my transfer in Arkansaw he got off the plane and blew me a kiss goodbye Mac Suga Fire Hot got very jealus when i told him about it. Well then i got home and know im at Liz's house waitin for my socks to cook in the oven so they can be warm and toASTY cuz my feet are often cold ney knows how that happened when we were in the arctic. Well rens beaten appon me and meegans hands r gettin tired soo i think its time to give a big peac out to my trip to san jose and Mac Suga Fire Hot cuz i wanna see u again -kelsin keen

Dear Mac Suga Fire Hot
some day we will meet again

Dear Patty Cake and Salsa Chip
i hope u have a fun time at ur dance

DearNoel Gugliemi and E-young
I hope u like ur puca shells

Dear Meegan
I wish we could have went to warsaw
to see honk

The above has been a documentary about kelsi's trip to san jose written by meegan the veegan ...none of the previous events ever happend ..or mayb they did