Ugh, I need to brush my teeth again
The last I heard, kissing was an art form. An art form where one does NOT arbitrarily shove one's tongue down someone else's throat and leave it there and wait for things to happen. Drooling is a no, as well.
Ugh! It was so disgusting. I had to hold bake the bile while trying to pull away. After it was all over and I had driven away, I pulled over to the nearest parking lot and grabbed a bottle of old soda sitting in the passenger's cup holder and literally rinsed my mouth out numerous times.
When I made it home, I literally had to wash my previously drool-free face as well as rinse my mouth out while simultaneously brushing my teeth. That's how bad it was.
Now I have to call this guy before the end of the week and tell him I am not interested. That I felt nothing but the urge to be ill while he "kissed" me. Which is quite sad because our conversation beforehand was actually somewhat intellectual. I just can't look at the man again without the will to puke.
Ugh! It was so disgusting. I had to hold bake the bile while trying to pull away. After it was all over and I had driven away, I pulled over to the nearest parking lot and grabbed a bottle of old soda sitting in the passenger's cup holder and literally rinsed my mouth out numerous times.
When I made it home, I literally had to wash my previously drool-free face as well as rinse my mouth out while simultaneously brushing my teeth. That's how bad it was.
Now I have to call this guy before the end of the week and tell him I am not interested. That I felt nothing but the urge to be ill while he "kissed" me. Which is quite sad because our conversation beforehand was actually somewhat intellectual. I just can't look at the man again without the will to puke.