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Sep 26, 2008 16:19

Chase is now a level-17 Mathematician. Newly acquired abilities, skills, detriments:
1. Sleep Nonexigency - Chase can now fully function on 2 hours of sleep per 24-hour period or 3 hours of sleep per 48-hour period provided considerable caffeine intake.
2. Metabolic Efficacy - Chase can now fully function on 700 calories per day, or only 400 provided considerable caffeine intake.
3. Asexuality - 50% decrease in libido
4. +2 theorem-proving, +5 proof-understanding, -10 arithmetic
5. 25% weakness to humanities, 25% resistance to physics and statistics

I love Cosmic Cantina, and I don't understand how anyone prefers Qdoba. But, tonight I am going to get a chicken burrito from Cosmic, Qdoba, and Chipotle and see which I prefer in a very scientific test. I will judge overall taste, tortilla and chicken texture, moisture of rice, value, and salsa deliciousness. I don't like beans. Results shall be posted tonight or tomorrow.
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