Memes
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× I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (So fun)
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
✓ I hate the rain. (It's not so much the rain I hate, it's being in it and not being able to do things outside because of it.)
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Why not?)
✓ I need/want money right now. (So poor!)
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (And he is crazy)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Well, technically I can, but it would suck.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (To a point)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (I try not to be. It seems like certain times of the year I am pessimistic and other times I am fine.)
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (It's not really hidden.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (I wish I had money.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (It's tough not to.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (It's more like the idea of someone. Nobody in particular)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (UGH)
× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (I used to be, but I got better! Hooray!)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Yes.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (It sucks.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Yeah, I can even remember when I stopped signing offline at night.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (not Xanga, and not LJ particularly, but just to be online in general)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (VERY FEW songs.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (I donno, it's all very situational.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Of course! You are never too old for free candy! (or free anything!))
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (Stupid effing Bush. DIAF.)
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (Seems like I think this sometimes)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (It doesn't even matter to me whether they're younger or older, within a certain range.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (The way I learn, it doesn't matter if I study or not. If the class is taught well, I have everything memorized by test time. Otherwise, I am basically screwed.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (To some degree.)
✓ I love my job(s). (I love computers and my job is basically to sit at a computer and do nothing. <3!)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Maybe?)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Only at home.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (Pfft. Who doesn't? Turtles are sweet.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I may plan on it, but it's not like it'll ever happen. Most of my life is like that.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Only if you count vocal chords.)
× I hate office jobs. (I'm most likely doomed to one. So this is probably a good thing.)
× I went to college out of state. (Nope, I'm lame)
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (Modified lighters, anyone? Fun stuff.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours. (I like green.)
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (I really like remixes and etc. Especially when they're faster.)
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Applebees is gross and I had some TGIFridays cheese fries that smelled DISGUSTING. I couldn't even eat them.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Hooray!)
× I can't whistle. (Not very well though.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Not owned, ridden too many stupid ones.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I think so...)
× I talk in my sleep. (God, I hope not.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (I guess.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (It's not like I'm planning on it, but there might be a time when I really need to for SOME reason. I'd like to know I'd get away with it.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Magic cards? how about specific kinds of magic cards. I do that.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (I love to draw, but I suck at it AND I am amazingly uncreative. I can't draw a single coherent, original thing.)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I know someone who would.)
× I have terrible teeth. (My teeth used to suck but fixed themselves to an extent. No braces for me!)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I don't think I was?)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Well, of course. Everyone should. Well, if you think of it this way: All my friends are also online. I have friends who I do not meet in person. Therefore, I have more friends on the internet.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (In what sense?)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (I don't know. Probably the other way around, but I don't really have experience with it.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (If that's what it takes to be able to do what I want, then I guess I'm going to have to.)
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Hahahahahaha. Funny. It should just be assumed that I do.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I'm not.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Movies. Though it's like 2 tears.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (In real life? No, not really.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (It depends on the person and the clothes, but hey, it can be hot.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (It's annoying and doesn't happen all that often, so it's even more annoying when they are.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (How about living in my own world? Does that work?)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I try not to. But zombies. Jeez.)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (It's weird. Sometimes I'm just like "MUST GO HOME! LEAVE ME ALONE" And other times I am like "sooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored. help me")
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (over something)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (That's... dumb.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (If I had money, I probably would)
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (I am only judgemental to people I don't know. And not really recently. I try not to judge friends.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Drama is stupid.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I donno, sometimes it just feels like you have to tell someone something, you know?)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (French and Japanese as well as English. Though I am very poor at the other 2.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (It depends on what's going on in the room, what I'm doing, and how much sleep I got before.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (I hardly watch TV. I only watch certain shows.)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (Certain facts are awesome. Certain fictions are retarded. Like Anna Karenina. Or... The Great Gatsby.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Hahahaha. I do that all the time.)
✓ I have no piercings. (I'm a boy.)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Doesn't everyone? You know, "What is the meaning of life?")
× I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I have every Nintendo system except a few crappy portable models.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Gross.)
× I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Does a deviated septum count?)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Sometimes I forget that I need to sleep and keep being online until it's basically the next day.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (It's just fun to go to sleep to music.)
× I dislike milk. (MILK IS DELICIOUS! DOWN WITH THE UNBELIEVERS!)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (I wear a watch. Watches are important because then I can know what time it is.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Maybe?)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (People have been unable to find my pulse before.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum. (I suck at blowing bubbles though.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I don't care about history like, at all, but I would love a time machine.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I don't see why it's hard. Because it's not.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I'd like to play it once at least though.)
✓ I love to sing. (I love to sing GOOD songs. Stupid choir teacher "let's all sing this stupid song from the 2nd century! Let's sing this song that nobody has even ever heard of ever!")
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Hells Yes. I totally built this monster. Haha... I suck.)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Hahahaha. I suck.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (This is a weird question...)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (They are tasty. Taco Bell is amazing.)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (I don't know if I'm Irish or not, but I always think that I am for some reason.)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (It's pretty hot.)
✓ I am a twin! (TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, apparently, my twin says we're not. I think we'll have to talk about this, twin...)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Doesn't everyone?)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I suck at sleeping.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I don't do things very awesome.)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Wtf)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Music is fun. I have lots of "opensource" music)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (I don't even know what Death Note is)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Hahahaha I am awesome.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (WTF)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Yeah, I thought it was like 10 questions.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (There is no difference.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (I'm not Ender or something wtf.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Nope, Starbucks sucks.)
× I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (So fun)
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
✓ I hate the rain. (It's not so much the rain I hate, it's being in it and not being able to do things outside because of it.)
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Why not?)
✓ I need/want money right now. (So poor!)
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (And he is crazy)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Well, technically I can, but it would suck.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (To a point)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (I try not to be. It seems like certain times of the year I am pessimistic and other times I am fine.)
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (It's not really hidden.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (I wish I had money.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (It's tough not to.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (It's more like the idea of someone. Nobody in particular)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (UGH)
× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (I used to be, but I got better! Hooray!)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Yes.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (It sucks.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Yeah, I can even remember when I stopped signing offline at night.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (not Xanga, and not LJ particularly, but just to be online in general)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (VERY FEW songs.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (I donno, it's all very situational.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Of course! You are never too old for free candy! (or free anything!))
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (Stupid effing Bush. DIAF.)
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (Seems like I think this sometimes)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (It doesn't even matter to me whether they're younger or older, within a certain range.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (The way I learn, it doesn't matter if I study or not. If the class is taught well, I have everything memorized by test time. Otherwise, I am basically screwed.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (To some degree.)
✓ I love my job(s). (I love computers and my job is basically to sit at a computer and do nothing. <3!)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Maybe?)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Only at home.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (Pfft. Who doesn't? Turtles are sweet.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I may plan on it, but it's not like it'll ever happen. Most of my life is like that.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Only if you count vocal chords.)
× I hate office jobs. (I'm most likely doomed to one. So this is probably a good thing.)
× I went to college out of state. (Nope, I'm lame)
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (Modified lighters, anyone? Fun stuff.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours. (I like green.)
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (I really like remixes and etc. Especially when they're faster.)
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Applebees is gross and I had some TGIFridays cheese fries that smelled DISGUSTING. I couldn't even eat them.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Hooray!)
× I can't whistle. (Not very well though.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Not owned, ridden too many stupid ones.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I think so...)
× I talk in my sleep. (God, I hope not.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (I guess.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (It's not like I'm planning on it, but there might be a time when I really need to for SOME reason. I'd like to know I'd get away with it.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Magic cards? how about specific kinds of magic cards. I do that.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (I love to draw, but I suck at it AND I am amazingly uncreative. I can't draw a single coherent, original thing.)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I know someone who would.)
× I have terrible teeth. (My teeth used to suck but fixed themselves to an extent. No braces for me!)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I don't think I was?)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Well, of course. Everyone should. Well, if you think of it this way: All my friends are also online. I have friends who I do not meet in person. Therefore, I have more friends on the internet.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (In what sense?)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (I don't know. Probably the other way around, but I don't really have experience with it.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (If that's what it takes to be able to do what I want, then I guess I'm going to have to.)
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Hahahahahaha. Funny. It should just be assumed that I do.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I'm not.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Movies. Though it's like 2 tears.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (In real life? No, not really.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (It depends on the person and the clothes, but hey, it can be hot.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (It's annoying and doesn't happen all that often, so it's even more annoying when they are.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (How about living in my own world? Does that work?)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I try not to. But zombies. Jeez.)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (It's weird. Sometimes I'm just like "MUST GO HOME! LEAVE ME ALONE" And other times I am like "sooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored. help me")
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (over something)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (That's... dumb.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (If I had money, I probably would)
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (I am only judgemental to people I don't know. And not really recently. I try not to judge friends.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Drama is stupid.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I donno, sometimes it just feels like you have to tell someone something, you know?)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (French and Japanese as well as English. Though I am very poor at the other 2.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (It depends on what's going on in the room, what I'm doing, and how much sleep I got before.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (I hardly watch TV. I only watch certain shows.)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (Certain facts are awesome. Certain fictions are retarded. Like Anna Karenina. Or... The Great Gatsby.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Hahahaha. I do that all the time.)
✓ I have no piercings. (I'm a boy.)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Doesn't everyone? You know, "What is the meaning of life?")
× I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I have every Nintendo system except a few crappy portable models.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Gross.)
× I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Does a deviated septum count?)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Sometimes I forget that I need to sleep and keep being online until it's basically the next day.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (It's just fun to go to sleep to music.)
× I dislike milk. (MILK IS DELICIOUS! DOWN WITH THE UNBELIEVERS!)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (I wear a watch. Watches are important because then I can know what time it is.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Maybe?)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (People have been unable to find my pulse before.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum. (I suck at blowing bubbles though.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I don't care about history like, at all, but I would love a time machine.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I don't see why it's hard. Because it's not.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I'd like to play it once at least though.)
✓ I love to sing. (I love to sing GOOD songs. Stupid choir teacher "let's all sing this stupid song from the 2nd century! Let's sing this song that nobody has even ever heard of ever!")
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Hells Yes. I totally built this monster. Haha... I suck.)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Hahahaha. I suck.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (This is a weird question...)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (They are tasty. Taco Bell is amazing.)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (I don't know if I'm Irish or not, but I always think that I am for some reason.)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (It's pretty hot.)
✓ I am a twin! (TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, apparently, my twin says we're not. I think we'll have to talk about this, twin...)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Doesn't everyone?)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I suck at sleeping.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I don't do things very awesome.)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Wtf)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Music is fun. I have lots of "opensource" music)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (I don't even know what Death Note is)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Hahahaha I am awesome.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (WTF)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Yeah, I thought it was like 10 questions.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (There is no difference.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (I'm not Ender or something wtf.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Nope, Starbucks sucks.)