Would You Rather

Jul 21, 2006 21:46

Date someone 15 years older or 5 years younger ( Read more... )

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dizastar you know i love these anonymous July 23 2006, 23:00:51 UTC
15 years older. TEACH ME ABOUT THE WORLD NOW, PLEEASE. Fuck fifteen years older, I'd date someone FIFTY-ONE years older (and that someone is Jack Nicholson.)

Never get lost again. If I got lost every time I left the house - I'm thinking getting lost going to Fred Meyer, Village Coffee - I'd probably be too scared to venture much further. Besides, even if I know where I am, neighborhoods are gentrifying so quickly that I generally find something new every time I go out.

Probably the noble cause/7 years, especially since I don't know what the average Joe's path is (What is it? Living in the Midwest, working in an office, being a Christian, and wearing a size 14? And "average Joe" is an American, right? We're not talking, say, "average Mohammed"?)

Not know it. If there is a specific meaning, it's probably depressing. I'd rather keep hoping it's interesting. Can you imagine what it'd be like if someone leaked The Meaning Of Life? Could anyone ever have a worthwhile argument ever again?

One best friend. It's nice knowing someone who can make you feel sane and teach you something new. That's all I need.

Get bullied. I get bullied. It's okay. And isn't the stereotypical bully a little bit aloof?

Secret. But if a bunch of Portlanders were watching the Today Show because Al Roker was talking about rainfall, I wouldn't really give a shit if they knew my secret. I'd be ashamed enough of anyone who TiVo-ed anything any time anyone said "Portland" on a well known T.V. program. P.S. any

Diary published. No one would read it.

I'd listen to my mom.

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