nigga.

Jan 07, 2005 22:00

it all started on a cold blustery winter day, ALTHOUGH IT WASnt that much blustery. anywho, the three children, aj robin & kirk deCIDED, "HEY LET'S gO TO flippers to PLAY some POOl". we then commensed to actually go there. so check it. we're all playin' pool an actin' a fool and shit. i saw gabriel from pc touch and that was a surprise. like WOW. : i domntd. anyway. we had three lovely games. yes. YES! GOJSOPDUFSOU@#! heehee. ok. well. they. played. two. more. games. that were LOVELY! while i went to get some napkins. i asked for A NAPKIN & knowing the stupid japs at cafe tokyo, they heard like, 40, so they gave me 12. in the meantime, i'm skating my happy little ass back to the JOINT called FLIPPERS "nigga", and i see some big ol' godzilla-sized, big nosed, fat lipped, BLACK MAN "nigger" gettin' all up on my two dawgs. i then proceed to not listen to a word he's saying and pop him in the head with the nearest pool ball. (i believe it was green.) he then proceeded to fall on the floor & flop around like a fish, or should i say, one of the slaves that got beat in the COTTONFIELDS!!!!!!!!!!1111 we then proceeded to beat him with the back of the poolstick in the balls, 'cause that's the heavy part, while he screams like a black opera singer. EX: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. fat lady. YAY. so. aj's like "hey man. let's shiskabob his ass" so i'm all "WORD DAWg. WORD." so we took all of that blue stuff and put it on the sticks and shoved 'em up his rudy patoody BLACK ASS. he didn't did like that. ohh yeah. ok. where was i. ok so we were still kicking his ass. some more. pouring baby powder down his throat, although i can't seem to remember where we got it from. probably the japs. we ended up making a bonfire out of the parts of the pool table & the ddr machine and stuffing that nigga's ass with all off the pool balls & napkins those japs gave us, and roasting ourselves a tasty nigga. m&m's are cool. we stuck those in his NOSE. we gave him airhe... what? oh. like in the commercial. then we beat him like jesus in the passion. this is a picture of him before & after the massacre:

before:

after:

robin during the incident. he yelled at her:


and this is her after he was shiskabobbed and raped by random folk who noticed the barbeque while ddring:


bye bye black man.
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