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This is so damn funny. It's a drabble generator.
I had fun with it. XD
To Huskily Dodge
Sasuke and Naruto were celebrating a tasty Valentine's Day together. Sasuke had cooked a pointy dinner and they ate on the monument by candlelight.
My darling, Naruto said, stroking Sasuke's right hand, I have something for you. He gave a box to Sasuke. It is but a bouncy token of my snarky love.
Sasuke opened the box. Inside was a sweet monument! He gazed at it treacherously. Then he gazed at Naruto treacherously. It's tall, Sasuke said. Come here and let me dodge you.
Just then, a neat crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like Iruka when someone teases Naruto. Your happiness will not last! she said in a big voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Naruto read it. It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother.
They stared at each other cutely as the crone cackled some more. Sasuke's left hand began to tremble. Then Naruto shrugged, pulled out a door, and hit the crone on her big toe. She fell over dead.
Problem solved! Sasuke said and kissed Naruto moaningly. This is a shifty Valentine's Day!
They softly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they dodged each other all night long.
A Sweet Occurrence
Sasuke paced up and down, jiggling his left hand. His very good friend, Mary Sue Monument, had arranged to meet him here on the monument. "I have something snarky to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Monument was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Sasuke expected to see her bounce up, her pointy hair streaming behind her and her neat eyes aglow.
Sasuke heard footsteps, but they seemed rather big for a delicate and shifty girl like Mary Sue Monument, whose tread was bouncy. He turned around and found Naruto staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Naruto said softly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Sasuke had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so huskily. "Mary Sue Monument asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Naruto, his right hand began to throb treacherously.
"Oh," Naruto said, cutely. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Sasuke said and caught Naruto by his big toe. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Naruto said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like Iruka when someone teases Naruto.
From behind a pencil, Mary Sue Monument watched with a tasty light in her tall eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Sasuke/Naruto". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the whale from extinction.
Contently Tripping
Sasuke tripped along happily. He was on his way to meet his lover, Naruto, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a whale hopping along, carrying a pencil in its mouth.
Sasuke was almost on the Hokage Tower when he came across a sweet cake, lying alone on a tasty plate. "That must be a treat from my long bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked light, so he ate it.
It gave him the most bouncy tingling sensation in his big toe. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Naruto.
When Naruto came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Sasuke cried moaningly.
"Your left hand! And your right hand!" Naruto said. "They're neat! Can't you feel it?"
Sasuke felt his left hand and his right hand. They were indeed quite neat. "Oh, no!" Sasuke said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that sweet cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Naruto said. "I got you a door. It must have been that shiny man who lives nearby. He acts a little treacherously, ever since he kissed a kettle."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Sasuke sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Naruto said softly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your left hand is really rosy like that."
"Really?" Sasuke dried her tears. Sasuke kissed Naruto and it was an entirely skanky sensation, like a Lee that professes his love to Sakura.
They spent the night having entirely skanky sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
To Treacherously Kiss
Sasuke and Naruto were celebrating a skanky Valentine's Day together. Sasuke had cooked a light dinner and they ate on the Hokage Tower by candlelight.
"My darling," Naruto said, stroking Sasuke's big toe, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Sasuke. "It is but a neat token of my long love."
Sasuke opened the box. Inside was a sweet pencil! He gazed at it moaningly. Then he gazed at Naruto moaningly. "It's bouncy," Sasuke said. "Come here and let me kiss you."
Just then, a shiny crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a Lee that professes his love to Sakura. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a rosy voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Naruto read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other softly as the crone cackled some more. Sasuke's right hand began to tremble. Then Naruto shrugged, pulled out a kettle, and hit the crone on her left hand. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Sasuke said and kissed Naruto happily. "This is a tasty Valentine's Day!"
They contently burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they kissed each other all night long.
Shifty Love
Sasuke finished packing. Ever since Naruto, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Sasuke had been mysterious.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing *beeped* him, all was leery. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going near the practice grounds to become a scary suitcase.
Just then, there was a bouncy knock at the door. Sasuke opened it and stood there noisily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his pinky.
When Sasuke came to, Naruto was holding his left knee and looking shining. "My love," Naruto said treacherously, "I'm sorry for the iridescent shock. I've been shipwrecked on a lamp light glowy island for the last ten years, living like a Sakura bitch slapping Ino when fighting over Sasuke. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my right eye in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Sasuke could hardly believe his Naruto had returned. "I will always love you, right eye or no right eye. Besides, you can cover it up with a frying pan lid."
They embraced bravely and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was foxy.
A Frying Pan Lid In Time
On a leery and scary morning, Sasuke sat near the practice grounds. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His pinky ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Naruto to love someone with a shifty right eye?
Softly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a foxy iridescent suitcase, all on a summer's day. I wish my Naruto would *beep* me, in his own lamp light glowy way..."
"Do you?" Naruto sat down beside Sasuke and put his hand on Sasuke's left knee. "I think that could be arranged."
Sasuke gasped treacherously. "But what about my shifty right eye?"
"I like it," Naruto said bravely. "I think it's shining."
They came together and their kiss was like a Sakura bitch slapping Ino when fighting over Sasuke.
"I love you," Sasuke said pointingly.
"I love you too," Naruto replied and *beeped* him.
They bought a weasel, moved in together, and lived noisily ever after.
I know I'll be playing with it some more.
This is so damn funny. It's a drabble generator.
I had fun with it. XD
To Huskily Dodge
Sasuke and Naruto were celebrating a tasty Valentine's Day together. Sasuke had cooked a pointy dinner and they ate on the monument by candlelight.
My darling, Naruto said, stroking Sasuke's right hand, I have something for you. He gave a box to Sasuke. It is but a bouncy token of my snarky love.
Sasuke opened the box. Inside was a sweet monument! He gazed at it treacherously. Then he gazed at Naruto treacherously. It's tall, Sasuke said. Come here and let me dodge you.
Just then, a neat crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like Iruka when someone teases Naruto. Your happiness will not last! she said in a big voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Naruto read it. It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother.
They stared at each other cutely as the crone cackled some more. Sasuke's left hand began to tremble. Then Naruto shrugged, pulled out a door, and hit the crone on her big toe. She fell over dead.
Problem solved! Sasuke said and kissed Naruto moaningly. This is a shifty Valentine's Day!
They softly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they dodged each other all night long.
A Sweet Occurrence
Sasuke paced up and down, jiggling his left hand. His very good friend, Mary Sue Monument, had arranged to meet him here on the monument. "I have something snarky to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Monument was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Sasuke expected to see her bounce up, her pointy hair streaming behind her and her neat eyes aglow.
Sasuke heard footsteps, but they seemed rather big for a delicate and shifty girl like Mary Sue Monument, whose tread was bouncy. He turned around and found Naruto staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Naruto said softly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Sasuke had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so huskily. "Mary Sue Monument asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Naruto, his right hand began to throb treacherously.
"Oh," Naruto said, cutely. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Sasuke said and caught Naruto by his big toe. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Naruto said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like Iruka when someone teases Naruto.
From behind a pencil, Mary Sue Monument watched with a tasty light in her tall eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Sasuke/Naruto". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the whale from extinction.
Contently Tripping
Sasuke tripped along happily. He was on his way to meet his lover, Naruto, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a whale hopping along, carrying a pencil in its mouth.
Sasuke was almost on the Hokage Tower when he came across a sweet cake, lying alone on a tasty plate. "That must be a treat from my long bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked light, so he ate it.
It gave him the most bouncy tingling sensation in his big toe. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Naruto.
When Naruto came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Sasuke cried moaningly.
"Your left hand! And your right hand!" Naruto said. "They're neat! Can't you feel it?"
Sasuke felt his left hand and his right hand. They were indeed quite neat. "Oh, no!" Sasuke said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that sweet cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Naruto said. "I got you a door. It must have been that shiny man who lives nearby. He acts a little treacherously, ever since he kissed a kettle."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Sasuke sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Naruto said softly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your left hand is really rosy like that."
"Really?" Sasuke dried her tears. Sasuke kissed Naruto and it was an entirely skanky sensation, like a Lee that professes his love to Sakura.
They spent the night having entirely skanky sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
To Treacherously Kiss
Sasuke and Naruto were celebrating a skanky Valentine's Day together. Sasuke had cooked a light dinner and they ate on the Hokage Tower by candlelight.
"My darling," Naruto said, stroking Sasuke's big toe, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Sasuke. "It is but a neat token of my long love."
Sasuke opened the box. Inside was a sweet pencil! He gazed at it moaningly. Then he gazed at Naruto moaningly. "It's bouncy," Sasuke said. "Come here and let me kiss you."
Just then, a shiny crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a Lee that professes his love to Sakura. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a rosy voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Naruto read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other softly as the crone cackled some more. Sasuke's right hand began to tremble. Then Naruto shrugged, pulled out a kettle, and hit the crone on her left hand. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Sasuke said and kissed Naruto happily. "This is a tasty Valentine's Day!"
They contently burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they kissed each other all night long.
Shifty Love
Sasuke finished packing. Ever since Naruto, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Sasuke had been mysterious.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing *beeped* him, all was leery. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going near the practice grounds to become a scary suitcase.
Just then, there was a bouncy knock at the door. Sasuke opened it and stood there noisily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his pinky.
When Sasuke came to, Naruto was holding his left knee and looking shining. "My love," Naruto said treacherously, "I'm sorry for the iridescent shock. I've been shipwrecked on a lamp light glowy island for the last ten years, living like a Sakura bitch slapping Ino when fighting over Sasuke. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my right eye in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Sasuke could hardly believe his Naruto had returned. "I will always love you, right eye or no right eye. Besides, you can cover it up with a frying pan lid."
They embraced bravely and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was foxy.
A Frying Pan Lid In Time
On a leery and scary morning, Sasuke sat near the practice grounds. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His pinky ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Naruto to love someone with a shifty right eye?
Softly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a foxy iridescent suitcase, all on a summer's day. I wish my Naruto would *beep* me, in his own lamp light glowy way..."
"Do you?" Naruto sat down beside Sasuke and put his hand on Sasuke's left knee. "I think that could be arranged."
Sasuke gasped treacherously. "But what about my shifty right eye?"
"I like it," Naruto said bravely. "I think it's shining."
They came together and their kiss was like a Sakura bitch slapping Ino when fighting over Sasuke.
"I love you," Sasuke said pointingly.
"I love you too," Naruto replied and *beeped* him.
They bought a weasel, moved in together, and lived noisily ever after.
I know I'll be playing with it some more.