"Can't really do smiley faces on death certificates, it does look a little bit insensitive, okay?"
Three fairly inappropriate things that have tickled my fancy this Friday morning. Please note: my sense of humour truly is wrong sometimes. Just because I laugh, doesn’t mean I don’t care.
1. On Yahoo! Entertainment News (yes, my crack of choice), they have a list of the five top stories. This morning, number one is about the death of Michael Jackson. Number two is about the death of Michael Jackson. Numbers three and four are about - yes, you guessed it - the death of Michael Jackson. Story number five is about the death of Mollie Sugden. I couldn’t help but chuckle at the random juxtaposition.
2. Of those two poor police dogs that died, one was apparently about to retire. It’s a slightly hilarious cliché.
3. One headline in this morning’s Metro: wrestling midgets are killed by fake hookers. Oh yes. Sometimes, it’s just good to be alive…
1. On Yahoo! Entertainment News (yes, my crack of choice), they have a list of the five top stories. This morning, number one is about the death of Michael Jackson. Number two is about the death of Michael Jackson. Numbers three and four are about - yes, you guessed it - the death of Michael Jackson. Story number five is about the death of Mollie Sugden. I couldn’t help but chuckle at the random juxtaposition.
2. Of those two poor police dogs that died, one was apparently about to retire. It’s a slightly hilarious cliché.
3. One headline in this morning’s Metro: wrestling midgets are killed by fake hookers. Oh yes. Sometimes, it’s just good to be alive…