"The theme of the Egg Hunt is "learning is delightful and delicious" - as, by the way, am I."
Things I have learnt about myself today:
99 times out of 100, when I say "I am terribly sorry," I actually mean "I am not in the least bit sorry, I hold you entirely responsible for whatever disaster has transpired and, furthermore, I consider you to be a fuck annoying wanker who should JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF."
Also:
I possess the ability to draw both a kangaroo and the Sydney Opera House.
99 times out of 100, when I say "I am terribly sorry," I actually mean "I am not in the least bit sorry, I hold you entirely responsible for whatever disaster has transpired and, furthermore, I consider you to be a fuck annoying wanker who should JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF."
Also:
I possess the ability to draw both a kangaroo and the Sydney Opera House.