"I still can't polka without wincing, but we're spunky in Cheadle, we totter on..."
My fu! My fu has gone! 0.o All I'm trying to do is write about the Atlantean adventures of Captain Blackadder, Dr Percy Northumberland (botanist) and their Athosian team mate Baldrec - how can that be so hard? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, FU?!
I've got, ooh, this far:
"Shut up, Percy," said Blackadder wearily. "Just because you spend your days dusting one alien plant's stamen with another alien plant's pollen and calling it 'a bloody good shag' does not make you some kind of Pegasus Casanova."
I've got, ooh, this far:
"Shut up, Percy," said Blackadder wearily. "Just because you spend your days dusting one alien plant's stamen with another alien plant's pollen and calling it 'a bloody good shag' does not make you some kind of Pegasus Casanova."