Woe. And sadness. In equal measure.

[chaletian]

Oh. Oh, my tiny darlings. I weep as I feebly type this from my invalid couch. Or, y'know, bed. Whatevs. Item: I have tenosynovitis in my left thumb. Ow. Item: I have strained my shoulder. Ow. Item: In an attempt to alleviate the symptoms of my strained shoulder, I have done my back in by lying at an odd angle in the bath. Item: In a further attempt to alleviate blah blah blah I have applied topical heat cream, which is making my eyes sting. Item: Katie ate all the ice cream (fine; it's not like I haven't done that EVERY SINGLE TIME EVER, but that is not the question here). Item: I made a sandwich for my lunch tomorrow, only to subsequently remember that it's clinic and we will be ordering lunch.

Boo, flist. Boo. My life is not supposed to be like this.

On the plus side, I have a brand new, shiny fandom to play with. Also... No, no, wait. That's all I've got.