Fic meme
Gacked from katie__pillar.
List 12 characters from different fandoms first. (No cheating!)
Then answer the questions under the cut.
1. Wesley
2. Ivanova
3. Alec
4. Jayne
5. Diana Trent
6. Anya
7. Edmund Blackadder
8. Goodman
9. Dean
10. Lt Archie Kennedy
11. Evie Carnahan
12. Madeline Bassett
1. Have you read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Am not aware of any such thing. But given Anya’s position as a 1120-year old demon, and the possibility of Evie suspecting Rick of casting his eye elsewhere, the concept is an intriguing one.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Not really, have to say. He has comedy value, but not so much the hotness.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hee.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
What do you think? Some great hurt!Dean stuff in my memories. Go look!
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Can’t really see it, mun say.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Diana and Dean. Definitely. As a crotchety old lady they’d have pissed each other off but secretly liked each other, and a younger Diana would have shagged him rotten.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I don’t know, but whatever it was he would have tried to use it to his advantage.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Slightly beyond my conception.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No, but I can sort of imagine it. Wesley finding comfort with an intelligent, objective person.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Madeline Bassett and Edmund Blackadder? Well, I can imagine him attempting to get in her knickers, but I can’t see the h/c. Hmm. Devoid of title inspiration.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Well, a bit of time travel, for a start. Either that or magic. So a possibility in the Jossverse. A dangerous situation, passions flaring… you know the sort of thing. Before he knows where he is, Wesley’s against a bulwark of Serenity, having the pants shagged off him.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I can’t rule it out.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Again, it’s a possibility, though I don’t think DA is a big fic fandom.
14.Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don’t think so.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Ivanova/Jayne/Diana? God, I’d love to see someone try!!
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Horatio…?
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
This is why I don’t write songfics. My brain doesn’t work that way.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Wesley/Anya/Madeline? Well, AU, for a start…
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Pah. Like she needs a pick-up line.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Does it count if I wrote it myself? A few days ago.
21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Money. Wait, that’s not a secret…
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
Probly not sober. And probly not drunk, even, because she is, more or less, a good girl.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Alec. Blackadder would want to, but let’s face it, that’s never going to happen. About as likely as Alec letting someone else being in control.
24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Perturbed.
List 12 characters from different fandoms first. (No cheating!)
Then answer the questions under the cut.
1. Wesley
2. Ivanova
3. Alec
4. Jayne
5. Diana Trent
6. Anya
7. Edmund Blackadder
8. Goodman
9. Dean
10. Lt Archie Kennedy
11. Evie Carnahan
12. Madeline Bassett
1. Have you read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Am not aware of any such thing. But given Anya’s position as a 1120-year old demon, and the possibility of Evie suspecting Rick of casting his eye elsewhere, the concept is an intriguing one.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Not really, have to say. He has comedy value, but not so much the hotness.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hee.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
What do you think? Some great hurt!Dean stuff in my memories. Go look!
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Can’t really see it, mun say.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Diana and Dean. Definitely. As a crotchety old lady they’d have pissed each other off but secretly liked each other, and a younger Diana would have shagged him rotten.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I don’t know, but whatever it was he would have tried to use it to his advantage.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Slightly beyond my conception.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No, but I can sort of imagine it. Wesley finding comfort with an intelligent, objective person.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Madeline Bassett and Edmund Blackadder? Well, I can imagine him attempting to get in her knickers, but I can’t see the h/c. Hmm. Devoid of title inspiration.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Well, a bit of time travel, for a start. Either that or magic. So a possibility in the Jossverse. A dangerous situation, passions flaring… you know the sort of thing. Before he knows where he is, Wesley’s against a bulwark of Serenity, having the pants shagged off him.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I can’t rule it out.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Again, it’s a possibility, though I don’t think DA is a big fic fandom.
14.Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don’t think so.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Ivanova/Jayne/Diana? God, I’d love to see someone try!!
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Horatio…?
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
This is why I don’t write songfics. My brain doesn’t work that way.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Wesley/Anya/Madeline? Well, AU, for a start…
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Pah. Like she needs a pick-up line.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Does it count if I wrote it myself? A few days ago.
21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Money. Wait, that’s not a secret…
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
Probly not sober. And probly not drunk, even, because she is, more or less, a good girl.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Alec. Blackadder would want to, but let’s face it, that’s never going to happen. About as likely as Alec letting someone else being in control.
24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Perturbed.