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more evidence supporting my arguement that my dog is the soul of a child (i don't know if that makes him technically retarded, because of the whole dog years thing.. dude's getting old). anyways, this morning i got up with only a few hours of sleep for myself and bear and carted him off to the groomers for his monthly "make him not smell like shit and look like a furry mammoth asshole" appointment. the lady put one of those sexy choke chains around his neck and i took his leash off and said goodbye and started for the door. as soon as i got near it, he flipped out and fell backwards, then ran to me and even though he was choking himself, he jumped up and wrapped his arms around my thigh real tight and pressed his head into me and started crying, just like a little kid that's scared of leaving his mommy. (sidenote: i'm mommy, alisha is his girfriend) i almost wanted to cry, but was too out of it and started laughing instead. boy howdy, i love that silly ass of a dog.
speaking of silly ass love, alisha and i are planning our wedding for next june. no date is set, but it will be june. if you would like to come to the reception and give us free money and household appliances, go ahead and let me know and i'll send you an invite when shit gets organized.
ATTN SIBLINGS: if dad finds out about this just yet, i'm making streamers to decorate out of strips of your skin and intestines. i love you both very much.
i made this as my final contribution to the new goslings collab record (for them to dick with anyways). check it out and don't share it on soulseek, cuz like, it's not done yet asshole.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/nh6p4p
speaking of silly ass love, alisha and i are planning our wedding for next june. no date is set, but it will be june. if you would like to come to the reception and give us free money and household appliances, go ahead and let me know and i'll send you an invite when shit gets organized.
ATTN SIBLINGS: if dad finds out about this just yet, i'm making streamers to decorate out of strips of your skin and intestines. i love you both very much.
i made this as my final contribution to the new goslings collab record (for them to dick with anyways). check it out and don't share it on soulseek, cuz like, it's not done yet asshole.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/nh6p4p