what me and erin talk about on the phone...

[chalakaka]

"yo tengo una corta sauchicha"-me.
i have a short sausage...im not sure if thats correct though. and: usted tiene pene pequeno. "you have a small penis."

i cant remember how to translate some of the things erin said...but in english they were:

i would like some sausage in my schedule.
i have vegetables in my dress.
yo tengo grande enfermo perro. "i have a sick dog"
-erin.

yehh pretty funny....peace bitches.