Hey. Quit Being a Dick.
So I guess today was the day for taking the piss out of Dave. I didn't get the memo, but then again, this seems like the kind of event where you wouldn't notify the guest of honor until they arrive. Like a surprise party, I guess, only for giving me shit. A surprise shit party. Yeah, that about sums today up.
Okay, so here's the thing:
Fuck you guys.
Actually, that's not the thing. I just wanted to get that off my chest. Here's the thing:
It's time to stop being a dick.
If you think I'm talking to you, if you think you did something to piss me off, even if you didn't even talk to me today, then I *AM* talking to you. Don't ask me if you did something to offend me, because you know who you are and if you're even wondering about being who you are, then you know what you did even if you didn't do it to me, and your doing of the thing you did needs to stop. I kind of got lost in that sentence there. Anyway, the point is, if you're feeling at all guilty, you need to GO RIGHT NOW and DO SOMETHING NICE for somebody.
Find a stranger, or even a friend, and pay them a compliment. Spend some time with a loved one who misses you. Do something beautiful and worthwhile with the next few minutes of your life.
Your karmic account is overdrawn. Go fill it up.
Oh, and not with me. I'm still pissed. Maybe at you.
Go on, git.
Okay, so here's the thing:
Fuck you guys.
Actually, that's not the thing. I just wanted to get that off my chest. Here's the thing:
It's time to stop being a dick.
If you think I'm talking to you, if you think you did something to piss me off, even if you didn't even talk to me today, then I *AM* talking to you. Don't ask me if you did something to offend me, because you know who you are and if you're even wondering about being who you are, then you know what you did even if you didn't do it to me, and your doing of the thing you did needs to stop. I kind of got lost in that sentence there. Anyway, the point is, if you're feeling at all guilty, you need to GO RIGHT NOW and DO SOMETHING NICE for somebody.
Find a stranger, or even a friend, and pay them a compliment. Spend some time with a loved one who misses you. Do something beautiful and worthwhile with the next few minutes of your life.
Your karmic account is overdrawn. Go fill it up.
Oh, and not with me. I'm still pissed. Maybe at you.
Go on, git.