002 ][ to save you from your old ways

[chakunan]

...this place just keeps getting weirder...

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[ex_regenera246]

Yeah, its fun like that, isn't it?

...shit, has he met Claire yet? I CAN'T REMEMBER!! ;~;

[chakunan]

Like a barrel full of especially whimsical monkeys.

nooooooope, I don't think so. I think thanks to Halle, she knows who he is, though.

[ex_regenera246]

A barrel full of especially whimsical monkeys riding around on incredibly jubilant and decorative elephants?

... you must be the Lyle I've heard so much about.

ohohoho~

[chakunan]

The very same~

That'd be me. And by what name does the vision of loveliness before me go by~?

[ex_regenera246]

I'm Claire. Claire Bennet. And I can tell we're going to get along just fine.

I visit Halle a lot, since he's like my brother, so I'm sure we'll see each other around.

[chakunan]

I can only hope that that's the case.

Oh? I'll look forward to it, then.

[ex_regenera246]

I'll be sure to bring along my boyfriend. Halle also mentioned you like to flirt. And avoiding any trouble is always a good thing, don't you think?

He'll hit on them both at the same time. Probably in the same sentence. HE HAS SKILLS LIKE THAT.

[chakunan]

Ah, how will I ever mend my now-shattered heart?

And, anyway, I've never caused trouble for anyone! Cross my heart! Or, at least, the largest piece of it that I can find.

Translation: CUT THE INNOCENT ACT U H0R.

[sniping_targets]

Are you trying to tell me that my whole life has been a lie?

Translation: BUTT OUT, BRO, I'M TRYING TO WRANGLE ME A THREESOME. D:

[chakunan]

That cuts me, Neil.

That cuts me deep.

Translation: OH HELL NO. NO POTENTIALLY DEADLY SEXCAPADES FOR YOU. >(

[sniping_targets]

Not as deep as the grave you keep digging yourself into. One of these days you're going to hit on the wrong person, Lyle.

Translation: COME ON. WHY DON'T I EVER GET TO DO FUN STUFF THAT COULD KILL ME? D:

[chakunan]

It's against my religion to acknowledge that such a person even exists.

Translation: BECAUSE I LIKE YOU BETTER WHEN YOU'RE BREATHING, ODDLY ENOUGH. :|

[sniping_targets]

What religion is that? Oblivious-Dumbassism?

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[chakunan]

Come on, what are you freaking out about?

Private/Unhackable

[sniping_targets]

Not everyone likes it when you hit on their dates, Lyle. People can be very overprotective.

Private/Unhackable - A: He's lying about the first bit. B: NO I DON'T UNDERSTAND HIS LOGIC EITHER.

[chakunan]

Look, it's never turned out badly in the past. Therefore, it's not likely to turn out badly in the future. Besides, if I hit on the both of them, it won't be a problem, will it?

No. No it won't.