May 14, 2013 23:18
So a little munchkin ralphed outside the store today. Brave little bugger, I have to hand it to him, he held his own til he got outside. When that fresh air hit though, he kinda esploded. I know, ew. That's life; it's messy. My 3rd day there, back in Nov 12, and some kid lost it right in front of me. Can you say awkward? I didn't even know where the mop was. Such is life. Apologies, apparently the Enter key on ye olde laptop has gone to bed, mid post. Ass. lol So, what else? I saw a guy w/a knot above his eye & a big scratch across it as well. What struck me as terribly hilarious was the fact he also had on a shirt that said "Got Ammo? Well, I do..." And the only thing that ran through my mind was, of course, that cultural icon A Christmas Story & that subsequent line - "You'll shoot your eye out!"
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