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The other day I was walking down the sidewalk and I saw a cricket so I knelt down to pick it up, and I noticed he looked rather familiar. It was Jiminy Cricket! He told me this story about a wooden boy. Then we had sex. The end. Oh and I did crack with him because he asked me to. And I said NO WAY MAN. I don't do crack. Then I went to the grocery store because my momma told me to. I was standing in line and I saw a man with a penis hanging out of his pants. I touched it and I now I think I am going to get pregnant. Can you get pregnant from touching a penis? I am scared.
The grass is pretty over here.
The grass is pretty over here.