Why are you all so mean.
So today i was riding my bull down the street and it got really mad so i was like "Hey stop" and we continued down the street. When we got to school I realized I forgot my tampons so some girl was like "Here girlfriend, I have some pads" and i was like "Stupid bitch, im not your girlfriend and go offer your fat ass pads to someone else, those things suck, its like sitting in my own vaginal fluids" then she said "AHHHHHH" and ran away. Later, the History teacher came in class eating some beef so i said quietly "HE'S A COW KILLER" and started to cry, then, out of nowhere, this fat as maxi pad slaps me in the face, so i was liiike
"WHAT THE FUCK, YOU WHORID SEA COW"
then i kicked her in the nuts. So i got on my bull and RoDe To WaL-mArT, were i was greeted nicely by the old peoples and illegals, well one of the two tryed to steal my pants, i wont get into who did but they did say "Yo puto im'a goin to take-o your el pants'os and im'a goin to rape'o your el cock'o while im'a at it" so i donkey kicked the old lady and made off with her weaved Wal-mart bag hat and some smiley stickers. After i got home with some gatorade and Taco-bell , i sat with my bull and watched the O.C.,S.N show, or for you people that dont watch it, its called Orange County Sucks Nuts show. So the bull said "asdfiblhcbirlchve moo" and i said "me too" so i took an 2 hour long shower and contemplated my thoughts of "asdfiblhcbirlchve moo" as i slept the night away.
P.S. Bulls are cows with wieners and no nipples.
"WHAT THE FUCK, YOU WHORID SEA COW"
then i kicked her in the nuts. So i got on my bull and RoDe To WaL-mArT, were i was greeted nicely by the old peoples and illegals, well one of the two tryed to steal my pants, i wont get into who did but they did say "Yo puto im'a goin to take-o your el pants'os and im'a goin to rape'o your el cock'o while im'a at it" so i donkey kicked the old lady and made off with her weaved Wal-mart bag hat and some smiley stickers. After i got home with some gatorade and Taco-bell , i sat with my bull and watched the O.C.,S.N show, or for you people that dont watch it, its called Orange County Sucks Nuts show. So the bull said "asdfiblhcbirlchve moo" and i said "me too" so i took an 2 hour long shower and contemplated my thoughts of "asdfiblhcbirlchve moo" as i slept the night away.
P.S. Bulls are cows with wieners and no nipples.