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I'm eating a peanut butter honey banana sandwich right now. I think that if I had put any more peanut butter on it, I would end up just like that king from that Shel Silverstein story.
I'm happy today because I just returned $400 worth of books and software. One of the books that I ended up buying online arrived today. On the top of the cover, it says "LOW PRICE EDITION." At the bottom, it says:
"This edition is manufactured in India and is authorized for sale only in India, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Pakistan, Nepal, Sri Lanka and the Maldives. Circulation of this edition outside of these territories is UNAUTHORIZED."
Wonderful. I thought the book would be hardcover with normal pages; instead it's softcover printed on paper so thin that flipping the page isn't necessary to read the subsequent pages. And am I really UNAUTHORIZED to possess this book? Is US Customs going to come after me? What if the proceeds from the book go to supporting a terrorist cell? Oh well, the book cost about $70 less, so I'm down wit all dat.
In other news, why am I listening to Young Jeezy and Akon right now? It's so weird to hear Akon singing "before yo ass get popped" because he reminds me of a singing hamster (listen to his song Mr. Lonely if you don't know what I'm talking about).
That's all for tonight. Stay classy, my friends.
I'm happy today because I just returned $400 worth of books and software. One of the books that I ended up buying online arrived today. On the top of the cover, it says "LOW PRICE EDITION." At the bottom, it says:
"This edition is manufactured in India and is authorized for sale only in India, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Pakistan, Nepal, Sri Lanka and the Maldives. Circulation of this edition outside of these territories is UNAUTHORIZED."
Wonderful. I thought the book would be hardcover with normal pages; instead it's softcover printed on paper so thin that flipping the page isn't necessary to read the subsequent pages. And am I really UNAUTHORIZED to possess this book? Is US Customs going to come after me? What if the proceeds from the book go to supporting a terrorist cell? Oh well, the book cost about $70 less, so I'm down wit all dat.
In other news, why am I listening to Young Jeezy and Akon right now? It's so weird to hear Akon singing "before yo ass get popped" because he reminds me of a singing hamster (listen to his song Mr. Lonely if you don't know what I'm talking about).
That's all for tonight. Stay classy, my friends.