DAY TWWWO MONDAY PUNDAY

[chainsawpants]

YEAAAAAAH DAY TWO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO



IT'S DAY TWO YAAAAAAY NOW ANOTHER BDAY POST!
IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE ONE OF THE REASONS WE LOVE THIS GREAT MAN.
HIS PUNS! YES.
These English puns have been attached to our favourite tapsuggling (tapdancing, singing, juggling)
Japanese man because he knows how to nail these wordplays DOWN.
Now before this brief showcase of a few puns,
remember that puns are meant to to PUNNY! aahha ha.

SO LAUGH.
LAUGH FOR THE GUCH.
















Puns AND Pick-up Lines??!!!!!
WHAT COULD HAPPEN NEXT?
OH? COULD IT BE???
YES!!!

GUCHI FAAAAAAACTS! (or rumors)
The Guch can judge a book by its cover.

The Guch can gargle peanut butter.

The Guch can in fact drive a car shrimp.

Nobody wears a watch for Johnny's Countdown,
The Guch decides the New Year.

The Guch does not follow Johnny fashion trends, they follow him.
But then he turns around and kicks their asses.
Nobody follows The Guch.

The Guch once ate his whole cake
before the rest of KAT-TUN could tell him there was a stripper in it.

HAPPY GUCHI WEEEEEEK!!
MAY YOUR DAYS BE MERRY IN HEIGHT
AND MAY ALL YOUR GUCHI PUNS (hopefully)
NOT  BE RETURNED WITH SPITE.DAY OOONE>>> WHOO