Voice/ Video Post ✇ 03

[chainsawofdeath]

S-Sebby is gone. My Sebastian is gone!!

[Give him a moment, people. He's a little upset.]

I didn't mind when that Ciel brat left! Good riddance!!! B-But, I didn't have enough time with Sebby!!! I only got to see him a few times~! Ahh~ Love is such a complicated thing!

And to think!! He didn't get to see me in my new outfit~!

[He holds

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[charmingpet]

[Have a wistful sigh, he wishes he had hips like that! ...Or thighs like that. ...Or legs like that. ...Or anything like that.]

Perhaps if I changed my diet...? Perhaps I could invent some type of device...

[chainsawofdeath]

Change your diet~? [laughs] Why would you want to do that?!

[charmingpet]

Ack!

[Well, this is embarrassing! He hadn't meant to be heard, but no use denying it now.]

Ah, well... I was simply... nutrition certainly isn't my field of expertise but, it's generally thought that what you eat has a drastic affect on... how you look.

...I imagine you had a plenty of milk as a child?

Won't do me much good to make up for it now, I'm well past any developmental stages at this point... perhaps there are supplements...

[Yes, Dist. I'm sure there are 'have beautiful birthing hips FOR MEN' supplements at your local Health Food Store.]

[chainsawofdeath]

My... nutrition? [He grins, because his ego is... well... huge.] So, are you impressed by my gorgeous body?! Do you love my outfit~?!

[charmingpet]

Oh yes, it's absolutely gorgeous! The colors, the bow, even the adorable beret~! It's so reassuring to meet someone who obviously cares about fashion! They're so rare, but it does my heart good every time I meet one~!

And to be able to wear shorts like that... I used to as a child, but... am I just not getting enough protein?

[[OOC: Sorry, for some reason it logged me out when I tried to post. Can you delete the anony one? XD;]]

[chainsawofdeath]

D-Do you really think so?! [grins] Who are you and why haven't we met?!

[ooc: I see a beautiful friendship beginning]

[charmingpet]

Of course! I would never joke about beauty!

[Looks positively giddy!]

I am Dist the Rose~! And you are~?

I am most certainly wondering the same thing. I should have noticed such fabulous gorgeousness long before now!

[[OOC: I was thinking the same thing. And the world was never the same again!]]

[chainsawofdeath]

Ohh~ Roses are such beautiful flowers ♥ Especially the red ones!!! [He grins] I am Grell Sutcliff~ It's so wonderful to see somebody else in Somarium who appreciates beauty like I do~!!

[charmingpet]

I agree, I absolutely agree~! So few seem to understand what true beauty is, but clearly that's just what makes them inferior!

It's an absolute pleasure to meet you!

[chainsawofdeath]

And a pleasure to meet you!!! [laughs a bit] So, tell me about yourself, Dist the Rose~ ♥