I Hate Everyone With a Penis
THE WEEKEND:
My friday night date with James was mediocre at best. So thats a big NO. This one dude Josh keeps bugging me. 4 phone calls and 2 emails in 4 days is a huge turn off. Plus I think he's socially retarded- much in the way my brother is. BUT Jeff is getting married in August. Ahhh another wedding I can attend alone and get totally smashed at. Christ. Speaking of smashed... Went to the Grand Rapids game and was out of my mind. 3 tequilla shots and 6 beers later I was puking out of the car on the side of the highway and saying ridiculous things I half remember. Sunday was more low key and went to derby and loafed around the house with Jimmy.
TODAY:
I love Mondays and this one needs to be pretty fucking awesome. Does anyone know some single men that like chubby blondes? I give bare second on the first date.
My friday night date with James was mediocre at best. So thats a big NO. This one dude Josh keeps bugging me. 4 phone calls and 2 emails in 4 days is a huge turn off. Plus I think he's socially retarded- much in the way my brother is. BUT Jeff is getting married in August. Ahhh another wedding I can attend alone and get totally smashed at. Christ. Speaking of smashed... Went to the Grand Rapids game and was out of my mind. 3 tequilla shots and 6 beers later I was puking out of the car on the side of the highway and saying ridiculous things I half remember. Sunday was more low key and went to derby and loafed around the house with Jimmy.
TODAY:
I love Mondays and this one needs to be pretty fucking awesome. Does anyone know some single men that like chubby blondes? I give bare second on the first date.