Cthulhu Carols
Hark the Elder God Awakens (to the tune of Hark the Herald Angels Sing)
Hark the elder god awakens
Nyarlathotep decrees.
All good cultists call his name
While pushing others to their knees.
When Cthulu hungry rises
There will be no more surprises
With tentacled maw proclaims
Kill all those whom he just maims
Hark the elder god's awake
Children's blood, his thirst to slake.
A Zombie Horde is Coming to Town (To the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town)
Get your shotgun
And a week's supply
of ammo and food, I'm telling you why
A zombie horde infested your town
They've eaten up Chris,
They've eaten up Brice
They surely aren't gonna spare your life
A zombie horde infested your town
You've gotta shoot for the head
The spleen just will not do
If you hit them in the foot
They will still devour you.
chorus
Ode to the Krampus (to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)
Krampus the clawed one
Who will ride in Santa's sleigh
With his serpent's tongue
And his cloven hooves
And his vicious rusted chains
Krampus the clawed one
Is a fairy tale they say
He was made of woe
So the children know
How he'll carry them away
There must have been some children
In that great big sack he's got
For when he whipped it with his chains
They sure did scream a lot.
[ unintelligible screaming ]
Look at the Krampus go
[ unintelligible screaming ]
No, God! Krampus! No!
Chorus