you're gonna get run over by a car
I hate this town (sometimes) and I hate this neighborhood (forever) because when I don't clearly hear people breaking into fights at 3 in the morning I always just hear people screaming or crying or howling hysterically and it's like what are you being raped are you being mugged should I call the cops
and when I finally stop gazing into space while trying to make out the sounds I get up and open the window and of course they've gone silent
one day I'm gonna wake up to police sirens and someone being dragged away in a body bag and it will be awful
greatest annoying fear right there
see right there I just heard some chick shout
...
okay mystery fucking solved. wow sound really carries well across the street at night. some shrieky girl and some shhh-ing guy went scrambling in to a house like whoa guys you are so stealthy can you teach me to be that stealthy
and when I finally stop gazing into space while trying to make out the sounds I get up and open the window and of course they've gone silent
one day I'm gonna wake up to police sirens and someone being dragged away in a body bag and it will be awful
greatest annoying fear right there
see right there I just heard some chick shout
...
okay mystery fucking solved. wow sound really carries well across the street at night. some shrieky girl and some shhh-ing guy went scrambling in to a house like whoa guys you are so stealthy can you teach me to be that stealthy