chocolate covered John
When I say that my family is not normal it's because it's true.
Mum and I woke at some ungoodly hour, we crawled to the kitchen too tired to say "hi" and first thing she put John Barrowman CD on. I moaned.
her: "oh come on! At this time in the morning the only ok thing is John"
me: "Just because John is ok even in a sandwich, covered in majo"
several seconds passed in silence, then out of the blue:
her: "I think I'll have him covered in chocolate, instead. You know, it's breakfast..."
I sputtered tea all over the table.
Mum and I woke at some ungoodly hour, we crawled to the kitchen too tired to say "hi" and first thing she put John Barrowman CD on. I moaned.
her: "oh come on! At this time in the morning the only ok thing is John"
me: "Just because John is ok even in a sandwich, covered in majo"
several seconds passed in silence, then out of the blue:
her: "I think I'll have him covered in chocolate, instead. You know, it's breakfast..."
I sputtered tea all over the table.