Okay, whose idea was this again?
Every bit of my body is swollen. I no longer have ankles. I will soon not have a neck. I haven't had a waist in-well, let's leave that be. I never thought my breasts could get bigger and they did. I feel like I've been inflated. My skin feels tight. My hair is horrid. My skin is worse. The baby rolls around and kicks and kicks and I do not sleep well and so Ted doesn't sleep well either, poor lamb. And then he says, through his sleepy eyes, that I'm beautiful, and I think, "When did you go completely insane?"
I know you expected some sort of happily married bliss, and I will say that there is no one I would rather have annoying me than Ted, but everything is annoying me these days, and I just want it to be OVER.
I also cannot stop cleaning. I never used to clean and now I am cleaning everything that I can actually reach. Ted's mother will be here in a few weeks. I keep thinking I should be sad that my own mother won't be here, but you know, I'm not. She would not have been helpful in any way. I can't think of an adult woman I would have wanted here.
I miss Xiomara. If you are reading this, darling, I hope you are well.
Sirius, bring people to the house. We are lonesome for the hustle and bustle, even if I am cranky.
Remus and Kirley, don't listen to them. I liked it, and I'm glad I was there.
And now I'm off to bed because I seem to need quite a lot of sleep just now, even though I can't actually get any sleep, which is just brilliant, truly.
I know you expected some sort of happily married bliss, and I will say that there is no one I would rather have annoying me than Ted, but everything is annoying me these days, and I just want it to be OVER.
I also cannot stop cleaning. I never used to clean and now I am cleaning everything that I can actually reach. Ted's mother will be here in a few weeks. I keep thinking I should be sad that my own mother won't be here, but you know, I'm not. She would not have been helpful in any way. I can't think of an adult woman I would have wanted here.
I miss Xiomara. If you are reading this, darling, I hope you are well.
Sirius, bring people to the house. We are lonesome for the hustle and bustle, even if I am cranky.
Remus and Kirley, don't listen to them. I liked it, and I'm glad I was there.
And now I'm off to bed because I seem to need quite a lot of sleep just now, even though I can't actually get any sleep, which is just brilliant, truly.