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[chained_dog]

*grumbling*

Suppose I'd better get this over with.

Hey, any of you feeling suicidal lately? You wanna die, I'm your man. If there's one thing I can do well it's murder.

Comments

[loveangelflonne]

How could you offer something so horrible?!

[chained_dog]

Not really.

[loveangelflonne]

'Not really'? I mean, I know people who die here come back, but dying at all or even offering to kill is not a very loving action at all, mister!

[chained_dog]

"Loving Action"? I don't do that.

[loveangelflonne]

Why not?

[chained_dog]

Because I was created as a killing machine.

[loveangelflonne]

That doesn't mean you can't love, though! Everyone is free to love, no matter who they are!

[chained_dog]

.....

[loveangelflonne]

... Well, it's true.

[chained_dog]

I'm sure.

[loveangelflonne]

You don't believe me at all, do you?

[chained_dog]

Not at all.

[loveangelflonne]

But it's true ... Everyone has someone they love, even if it's not romantic at all! They have people they care about, and friends they're close to! Don't you have anything like that?

[chained_dog]

Not really.

[loveangelflonne]

I feel really bad for you, mister ... I'm sure that'll change for you sometime soon!

[chained_dog]

I don't want it to.