Astrological Stereotpyes
I do believe in stereotypes --- that is, ADVANCED stereotyping. Which is the same, because we're all the same, beneath a 'certain' structure & structures. In this case, the ZODIAC. I'm a Cancer, which doesn't mean shit. It's just a number. Here are my stereotypical views of the women of the zodiac.
Capricorn - Cold, strong, criminally clever
Aquarius - Pretty, shiny, and cold. Wow.
Pisces - Dependable, reasonably pretty & shiny; cold
Aries - Evil; Devil
Taurus - Hot
Gemini - Elflike in quality
Cancer - Mean, tricky (easy!), ultimately disastrous (spy vs. spy)
Leo - Mixed. Pretty much all these qualities, except elf-like
Virgo - Woman, bum bum ba dum, da dum bum bum
Libra - Evil -- okay, not so evil.
Scorpio - Too much to handle
Saggitarius - Sneaky; Cold, Strong, Evil, Happy (in that chronological order)
So upon reviewing my list, I tend to favor the "Earth" signs (Taurus, Capricorn & Virgo) and close-knit Leo & Gemini. My pursuit of Aquarius is unrealistic and may never f--king happen.
Feel free to add your own stereotypes!
Capricorn - Cold, strong, criminally clever
Aquarius - Pretty, shiny, and cold. Wow.
Pisces - Dependable, reasonably pretty & shiny; cold
Aries - Evil; Devil
Taurus - Hot
Gemini - Elflike in quality
Cancer - Mean, tricky (easy!), ultimately disastrous (spy vs. spy)
Leo - Mixed. Pretty much all these qualities, except elf-like
Virgo - Woman, bum bum ba dum, da dum bum bum
Libra - Evil -- okay, not so evil.
Scorpio - Too much to handle
Saggitarius - Sneaky; Cold, Strong, Evil, Happy (in that chronological order)
So upon reviewing my list, I tend to favor the "Earth" signs (Taurus, Capricorn & Virgo) and close-knit Leo & Gemini. My pursuit of Aquarius is unrealistic and may never f--king happen.
Feel free to add your own stereotypes!